March 10, 2005

Do they have a frog problem too? I lived in this central Mass. town for years, and never had a problem with birds falling from the sky. Apparently, I left town too soon.
  • Freekin' Milfid. Whole town went to shithouse when Bennigans closed. Now I gotta go 495 downa Franklin just to grab a pie at Union Cafe.
  • I wonder why they don't just leave a cassette player in the tower, turned to cats meowing, followed by dogs barking, follwed by... well, you get it. It bothers me that when animals become a problem, people's first reaction is "kill 'em all!" That's not a solution, it's revenge.
  • It worked with the dinosaurs.
  • bernockle, even though you're poking fun at me, that was hella funny. :o)
  • It's not near Insmouth, is it? 'Cause nothing's worse than a shoggoth problem.
  • Heh. schlim the rainy season is a great story. Thanks for reminding me. Man, I can't imagine that telling people to stay indoors is going to prevent the trauma of a little three year old watching dead birds rain from the heavens.
  • As folk walked by the City Hall some were felled by sometning small falling from high overhead -- a score of pigeons, all were dead, A doleful deed, to be abhored. O feathered missiles plunging down, contrive to hit some members of the Board before ye finally strike the ground!