January 29, 2004

Whale explodes on Taiwan street. (Warning: sort of gross.)
  • is that cool or what? boy, i wish i could have heard what THAT sounded like. not to mention the smell -- and the sight. A GROSSOUT FOR ALL THE SENSES!! heh.
  • SideDish - I bet something like BLOOOOOOOOMffsscchhwwww... thpp... thppp... thpp...
  • [ambergris]
  • Sheesh. What wannabes. We here in Oregon blew up our whale on purpose. Yep, we even videotaped it. Nothing like a half ton of dynamite to send eight tons of whale blubber flying willy-nilly.
  • Scott, when I first surfed the internet, the Oregon whale, along with 'squirrel hazing', 'mr. t ate my balls', and 'bert is evil', was one of the big memes floating around... Also, is no one going to mention the whale's giant penis!?: "...the male specimen...drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported." heh.
  • I am unthreatened.
  • [whale meat]
  • Here's the pix... http://smh.com.au/ftimages/2004/01/30/1075340790852.html
  • Well poo...posted before I checked the MSN article...the Taiwan paper did not have pix...poo
  • First thought: It looks like something out of Tremors (y'know, when they blow one of the graboids up). Second thought: That scooter seems to have escaped relatively unscathed. Cool. Third thought: I can't believe I can remember what the monsters in Tremors were called. Blaise, tell us about the whale meat.
  • I've smelled ambergris - it's very interesting. Whale vomit has so many uses!
  • My aunt's favorite movie is Tremors. I'm not into bestiality, but I think I would like to see a five-foot whale penis, just so I could say, "You know, I once saw a penis that was five feet long." In other news, whale fart.
  • Sort of gross?! Hilarious, but damn that was nasty. And now to be completely inconsistent, dirigibleman completely cracked me up.