March 10, 2005

DO NOT SELL THESE STONES. These positive energy stones are grey in color and small. The positive energy from a stone is not everlasting and will deplete over time. The stones must remain unmarked and in their natural state. Polishing the stone may make it look pretty, but will only reduce the stones overall power
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • Banana to SideDish for proving, once again: a) Dying from laughter is always a possibility. b) There's still weird stuff on 'the Internets' c) We need MonkeyFilter to share these joys.
  • Who doesn't love getting free rocks in the mail? Sign me up!
  • For added benefit, listen to this while you fondle your stones.
  • Rocket, only you could make that sound dirty. So, I wonder if any Monkeys will be ordering some of these?
  • I want me some negative energy rocks, to further my own nefarious plans.
  • BlueHorse, I wouldn't suggest anyone getting on this guy's mailing list, unless they want to be added to the Database of the Gullible. (The Nigerian scammers and herbal Viagra people lick their chops in anticipation...)
  • rocket88 - isn't that Greg Kinnear?
  • My first thought was that this isn't very different from people who collect crystals and precious stones for their "energies"; or wear copper or other metallic bracelets and stuff. My second thought was about conmen in Singapore who trick old ladies into buying "sacred stones" that are supposed to be panaceas. An old trick is to drop the stones in water which starts to change colour (probably said stone was soaked in ink or dye).
  • I've always wondered what made some people more fortunate than others and now I know...stones!
  • Tracy, i want another pony. a MoFi category entirely for SideDish posts. Because they're a league of their own.
  • I've always wondered what made some people more fortunate than others and now I know...stones! Well, hell, Hikikomori, I can UPS you 75 pounds of the little buggers if you like. Then you to could join in my good fortune. Living on a gravel bed would be so much more ... fortunate if I could have a nickle for every rock over 2 inches in diameter. I'd be feeelthy reeech!
  • What's it mean if a 1/100 chance crops up four times in a row? Time to find a new lucky rock that's what. I like the bit about "donations" coupled with the bit about not selling them.
  • BlueHorse, I wouldn't suggest anyone getting on this guy's mailing list... Whoa, whoa, whoa maryh...if this was the Unofficial Website Of Positive Energy Stones, I'd see a cause for skepticism; however, as stated in the upper left corner of the website, it's the Official Website Of Positive Energy Stones, which obviously means they are entirely trustworthy. I myself have signed up for their Positive Energy Stone Of The Month Club and the Breast Size Enhancing Sea Monkeys.
  • the Breast Size Enhancing Sea Monkeys I am sold in packets of one. Simply apply me to your breasts, ladies, and startling growth is guaranteed. Only $9.99 - e-mail's in the profile.
  • *exact area and nature of "growth" undefined
  • The only stones I know of that have magical powers are currently contained in my pants.
  • I sense that some people are not being totally serious about this wonderful product. Perhaps application of these fortunate stones as projectiles would change your minds, hmmmm?