March 06, 2005

My girlfriend can kill you She has nunchuks, a machete, a whip, lipstick, a van, flowers, and can exist underwater.
posted by goofyfoot 19 years ago
  • Napoleon Dynamite references in 5..4..3..
  • woof.
  • oh. my god. that was amazing.
  • That Honda is probably the most deadly weapon...
  • Not sure how this post differs much from the Chuck Norris post, except I had a slightly smaller erection for Chuck.
  • She has no visible defense against missile attack.
  • Who wields a machete with both hands? and with one hand wrapped parially around the other? The submarine existence is pretty cool, though.
  • She looks like she'd cry if I pulled her hair.
  • Why?
  • He can juggle - that's really cool.
  • Pfft-- I can juggle five, and my girlfriend won't kill you.
  • I've scored 200 in bowling once. I scored 97 the next game.
  • (Old) bowling average 216 (high 303), juggle, use throwing knives (not well) and unicycle. And my girlfriend is a sweetie.
  • > Why? perhaps he was teased extensively as a child?
  • "Who wields a machete with both hands?" Why swing a baseball bat with two hands? "and with one hand wrapped parially around the other?" Isn't that a golf grip? Or maybe she needs a long-handled weapon, like a samurai sword. Anyway she's not hard to look at. Is that mansion in her name? If so, I'd make a good valet.
  • Her headshots look like stock photography for use with "customer service representatives standing by" underneath it.
  • I'd hit it /fark
  • The gardening crew at my building left a rusty machete behind in the parking lot. But I didn't know that it belonged to them at the time. I thought someone had lost a murder weapon.
  • "Anyway she's not hard to look at." Yes she is.
  • I've juggled machetes. They were rusty and from Bolivia.
  • Whoa! A_C's girl just gave me one terrified erection!
  • Nice site Abiezer's girl appears on, incidentally.
  • I will stop her with my credit Card
  • I will stop her with my credit Card
  • As much as one can dislike policies during the Mao years, they truely had some good looking propaganda. I especially like the posters of healthy, hearty, strong smiling women - the West could learn a lot from the ideals of presented in these posters.
  • I've enjoyed Dr Landsberger's site for years and assumed it was well known - of course I forget not everyone studies the same things I do. I was looking to see if he has one of the classic posters from the 60s of a woman militia soldier staring shiny eyed into the unseen utopian future. the slogan was '不爱红妆爱武装' which translates roughly as 'I don't want to be made up, I want to be tooled up' (as in armed to the teeth). Even if the propaganda of women's liberation here was not always really sincerely meant, it was certainly sincerely taken in by lots of Chinese women and I think you see a positive legacy from it today.