March 05, 2005

• I'm too tired from masturbation to make a joke.
• From the 'My Story' page: "I have practiced the Anal Breathing Technique to inhibit the sexual drive to avoid the fatal mistake of excessive masturbation."
• Funny how it only seems to be a problem for men. I wonder if they're fine and dandy with women overmasturbating?
• I took the quiz: You are enjoying yourself too much.
• and...after reading through these comments, looking to the bottom of this page and seeing "<
• it's just you. WONDERCOCKPUNCH
• POWERS ACTIVATE!
• Yep, I figured it was just me.... ah well....
• ;PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
• I, I, I think I'm going to die...(choke)
• The odds that my biology is wildly different from my fellow human beings is almost incalculably small. I am not dead yet. Ipso facto: they're full of it.
• And before I forget, evidence suggests just the opposite.
• *cancels Suicide Girls subscription, makes appointment with doctor*
• Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate...nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones Have these people ever masturbated themselves? Or are they just complete scam artists? I vote for the second. Probably affiliated with the Greens+ people.
• I jerked off while reading the article and experienced each and every one of the symptoms. My cure? I stopped reading the article while masturbating . . .
• While the article seems a bit hysterical and founded on what is probably terrible science, I think it would be a bit naive to presume that excessive sexual activity doesn't have its costs. You expend a fair deal of nervous energy when undergoing an orgasm, and the brain does release neurotransmitters as part of the sexual response. Common sense alone should tell you that undergoing this profound neurochemical process to excess has its consequences. While they may not be fatal, I don't suppose that they are particularly healthy. Moderation is key, imo.
• Common sense alone should tell you that undergoing this profound neurochemical process to excess has its consequences. Happiness?
• relief of tension? It's a proven fact that animal species, in times of stress or concern about extinction of their immediate species will pro-create with abandon to further the species. Look at predator-prey relationships: in a situation where there is a plethora of deer and a few mountain lions, the mountain lions will kill, feed, procreate, deplete the resource, then there will be a decline of mountain lions, an overabundance of deer who have procreated to make up for lost numbers,and the cycle repeats itself. Remember after 9-11? There was a propencity for NY women to procreate more than seemed normal at the time, all because of this primordial urge to continue the species. Same thing happens in any national disaster area. Look at the areas where the Tsunami hit. I'll bet they're boinking like mad over there right now . . . And masturbating.
• This site kind of has the stink of one of Rev Moon's abstinence courses. When most of the opening paragraph is taken up with intentionally confounding language ("Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic"), I tend to see 'Bullshit Aheahead' signage...
• that would be 'ahead'.
• I, I, I think I'm going to die...(choke) posted by Bobsled at 08:46PM UTC on March 05 Dammit, Bob! LET GO!
• The US Senate's all over these erototoxins.
• Oh brother. Now I'm sure it's Rev Moon involved...
• I think it would be a bit naive to presume that excessive sexual activity doesn't have its costs. Costs? Why would it cost anything? And who gets to define what is excessive? Common sense alone should tell you that undergoing this profound neurochemical process to excess has its consequences. It's not clear that remaining sexually frustrated is healthier in any way. The article is written as though people could just choose to excise the sexual component of their neurobiological/physiological/psychological make-up; this is comically impossible, of course, but why should it even be desirable? Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate...nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones Nervous functions? What is this, the 19th century? Are they concerned about an overflow of orgone energy into the cosmic aether?
• seems to me the site is mostly pushing herbal penis enlargement pills and a "penile ballooning technique". or at least, that's what a friend of mine said. i wouldn't know anything about it. but this friend of mine might...
• Erototoxins? Is that a byproduct of all those damn Viagra pills?
• Clockzero, where in my post did I suggest that it was healthy to limit orgasms to a frequency where sexual frustration would ensue? A careful reading of my post, instead of knee jerk reactions, might avoid this misunderstanding. Most things in excess are generally harmful, especially when it comes to things that involve acute mental states. As for who gets to define excessive - i don't think anyone gets to. Each individual may vary - Jason may find that if he has more than three orgasms a day he feels low on energy, while sarah finds that she can handle seven a day without any noticeable effect. The whole purpose of my post was to point out that it's easy to adopt one extreme (excessive sex doesn't have any costs), in the face of a ludicrous extremes, such as the one embodied on the link in the post.
• The side effects of such changes to the body include: [...] Eye floaters or fuzzy vision If it doesn't have to be self-induced that could explain why I needed trifocals by age 40. Oh and by the way, "Remember after 9-11? There was a propencity for NY women to procreate more than seemed normal at the time, all because of this primordial urge to continue the species." An example of "sociobiology" as neo-nazi pseudo-science. Show me a double-blind study.
• Symptoms may include: Loss of eyesight. Folical activation on obverse of hands. Ejaculation of spinal fluid. (I am "slightly overmasturbated"). While I believe that it is entirely possible to jerk off too often, I'd be more wary of symptoms that bespoke addiction (like, not wanting to go out on dates because you're busy polishing the bishop). Oh, and chafing.
• Overdoing anything can be harmful or irritating, including the reading of pseudo-scientific articles decrying excess. I've been married for a long time, and my wife and I both masturbate because it's enjoyable, though we also enjoy sex with one another. We also like chocolate cakes, exercising and reading, but don't do these things excessively, either. Though I could use another slice of chocolate cake....
• The side effects of such changes to the body include: Thinning hair / Hair Loss Shit! Busted.
• Yah, Fes, I think busted is a side effect, too.
• Never could figure out why I was excessively bald before graduating from high school.
• Well I think that . . . umm, just one sec. . . . okay where were we? Ah yes . . now when it comes to the topic . .uh . . . hang on. . . . Okay i'm back. Now. As I was going to . . ohh *pppffhhtttthhh!* *gasp*