February 28, 2005

Order a MoFiTShirt now! If you want to be the hawtt sex0r this coming summer, or if you're in the southern hemisphere and need an extra layer and/or umbrella, now's the time to obtain a highly desirable MonkeyFilter tee. Go ahead, ask me how.

So the plan is this: I will take payments for t-shirts, which are US$17 each including shipping, regardless of location. We need to get about 125 orders before we can start printing because of setup costs - the t-shirts are seven-colour (so they will look fantastically awesome) and there's a one-off charge per colour, plus shirts, plus screens. Sizes range from men's small to XXL. All orders are via email and should include the details listed below. You need to follow up your preorder email with payment of $17. If you choose to pay by PayPal (credit or debit card), click here* and I will receive email verification of your payment. If you would prefer to pay by cheque or money order, I'll reply to your order with my mailing address. Orders are not complete until payment is received. Your order needs to be in US$. Please include in your order the following information: MoFi username Real name Postal address Contact email Method of payment # of shirts, sizes * You will need to open a PayPal account, which is free, and payments can be made to either tracyh at gmail or admin at monkeyfilter.com.

posted by tracicle 19 years ago
  • thanks to tracicle and squidranch for putting this together! now we have official uniforms for meetups, Mofi softball, and general frolic! now all the rest of you pony up!
  • What are sizes like?
  • As a service to the lazy Monkey (who isn't?) here are some direct Paypal links: Order one MonkeyFilter T-shirt Order two MonkeyFilter T-shirts Order three MonkeyFilter T-Shirts Order four MonkeyFilter T-Shirts You can enter your T-shirt size(s) and other details in the 'Message to Seller' field, though. I can't built a whole shop in a MonkeyFilter comment, I'm afraid...
  • Ponied up! Thanks tracicle and squids!
  • I sent in my cash-dollars-american already. *rubs hands in anticipation* Thanks tracicle and squidranch!
  • Mofi softball Oh hell yeah, I'm in for that!
  • Because MeFi plays hardball...
  • I'm down. You'll have my order and my payment within the next couple of days. Hurrah!
  • *tries to cancel order for Fark t-shirt*
  • Also, MoFiT is a great acronym-type thing for a sexie-hot t-shirt.
  • Okay, orders in. What's on the green label thingy, anything?
  • Done and done...I just sent my payment!
  • Big ups to squid who's done all the hard work. We love you, squidmonster. And also to everyone else that helped with finding prices, making designs (which we'll hopefully use next time) and organising payment options. Mare, those links are great, thank you!
  • - pauses poo flinging to order - Thanks to everyone for getting this all going. Mad props to mare for the paypal links, that made it all a bunch easier. - resumes lurker poo flinging -
  • Hooray for MoFi shirts! Thanks, y'all..
  • This banana... it vibrates? Awesome. :-)
  • It will if you jump up and down.
  • This is very great. Thanks! S/M/L/XL only, yes? does small also = kid-size?
  • It's looking at this rate like we'll be able to get the actual printing started next week, meaning we'll have spanking new t-shirts in next to no time. Keep those orders coming in, monkeys! We're halfway there! rxreed, we're not doing kids' tees this time around - trying to keep it simple for a first run. But I'm hoping the next batch will include kids' t-shirts. (We'd have to shrink the print down I guess too, which would mean having two different sets of setup costs for large print and small print.) Oh, and up to XXL.
  • small'll do... she's growin' very fast. thanks.
  • Rock. Order has been submitted. Squid and Monkeybashi are too cool for school. Much love!
  • Awesome. I've got my stuff in. No one's too cool for school, though...stay in school, kids! Though if anyone were going to be, it would definitely be the two of them!
  • Guys, I appreciate the props, but you also need to thank space kitty (who has offered to help with the shipping) and whomever else might want to volunteer to help. Any LA area monkeys are welcome to help.
  • Where is space kitty lately, anyway?
  • well, she was with us for the last LA meetup. She's chillin'.
  • squid, I too can help with the distribution of t-shirts.
  • Wheee! T-shirt ordered. *waves to tracicle*
  • Thanks Space Kitty! You rock too!
  • Thanks to all the great monkeys who have made this possible (including T-shirt designers). Woo-hoo!
  • *waves back* Does the Kitten get one too?
  • I'm in.
  • Man, I'd like one, but I shouldn't. Why are t-shirts so expensive nowadays? I could've sworn there are places that sell them for $5-6. I mean, the internet has created some really neat niche-market designs, such as this one, and that's cool, but they all seem so pricey. 'course the only shirts I buy cost $2 at Goodwill.
  • Come and live in England. This only cost me nine quid.
  • Hey, kitfisto, where do you stay exactly, in UK? why don't you come to London sometime so's we can meet you (^_^)
  • Done and done! Thanks to all who have made this possible. I couldn't have ordered one without you.
  • I'm in Liverpool. Land of the free, home of the...oh, hold on, that's already taken, isn't it?
  • I'll be in London in May though (18 & 19th)
  • Good - start a meetup thread NOW. Is Carl from Accounts coming too?
  • He's run off with George from IT support. I don't want to talk about it.
  • I told you his floppy disk problem was more than just a virus.
  • I know - there's only so many times a boy can re-boot...
  • I'm gittin' a t-shirt! I'm gittin' a t-shirt! *does happy dance*
  • I'll order one when I get home. Cool! And $17 isn't that bad. I've bought concert shirts up around $30. I shouldn't, but I do because I suck. I am a consumer whore! And how!
  • My old man says I can't order one until next payday (2 weeks!). That's what you get when you let your husband handle the finances. Of course, if I managed them, we'd be living in a cardboard box and eating out of dumpsters. I guess it just sux to be me all 'round.
  • Thanks to the LA-NZ mokeys who are making this all possible. I'll post more cheerful thanks when I stop sulking.
  • Can I get mine autographed?
  • Okay, orders in. What's on the green label thingy, anything? I second that question. . . .just curious. . .
  • I just realised - what colour will the t-shirt itself be?
  • About the green label - You could fit "www.monkeyfilter.com" there, instead of above. Or "monkeybashi's best sweet bananas".
  • About that green label: it says MOFI. I considered putting something witty on there, but you know, one man's wit is another's WTF???
  • My order is in! Yay! Many thanks to Monkeybashi and Squidranch and all the other clever monkeys who made this possible. *ook ook*
  • I am happy because now I will have something to show for all my time on the internets. (I mean, besides a collection of exceedingly weird links and pictures, an ass-shaped groove worn into my computer chair, and no dissertation to speak of yet.)
  • I am happy because now I will have something to show for all my time on the internets. (I mean, besides a collection of exceedingly weird links and pictures, an ass-shaped groove worn into my computer chair, and no dissertation to speak of yet.)
  • And thanks to a timeout error I have now posted that twice. Perhaps I need to spend more time figuring out these internets.
  • ...knows whereof clf speaks in regards to non-existant dissertations....Since I (don't) have one, too
  • Nice design, chriss, and nice work tracicle, squid S.Kitty, and the rest. I can help w/shipping if needed, or perhaps just pick mine up if not needed.
  • We'll hold onto the orders for a couple of weeks to give cheques time to arrive and for anyone who's waiting for payday (or to find their credit card, argh).
  • Oh, and I'm pretty sure the shirts are brown, although squid will have to confirm. And $17 includes shipping and screenprinting setup costs, which admittedly thrift stores don't tend to charge.
  • Chim(p)ing in on the mad props to M.Bashi, S.Ranch, S.Kitty, and Chriss!
  • Yay! My check - which just so happens to have a gorilla on it (and be magic #1000) is even now winging it's way to New Zealand. *does happy dance*
  • I ordered an extra t, so if expii or or someone closer really wants one, you know where to submit your MoFAFSA. Or just email me after the shirts come in with your size.
  • I thought the green label said something like "Est. 2003". Because that would be cool.
  • Good news!! I can get my money order this week!! oo-oo-oo-AA! AA! AA!!! I take back all the bad things I said about my old man.
  • I still want MoFi boxer shorts. Or thongs.
  • jesus. i'm an idiot. i just ordered one but i was so excited to order, i didn't put any info w/it. like who i am or where i am. grumble. off to paypal to see if i can rectify the situation.
  • hmmm ... paypal has my personal info so i guess it'll be ok?
  • The shirts, or at least the ones that I got the bid on, are mocha brown.
  • Good - I really liked the mocha. Different from Black or white, and complements the yellow banana.
  • msconduct, does Paypal know your size? That sounds scary... I'd send an email to tracicle with your details. See top of thread.
  • Yeah, the important thing as far as ordering info goes is the email, as long as I can match it to your PayPal payment - which it sounds like I'll be able to.
  • I think I'm going to end up sending everything twice, since the Paypal comment is essentially my email, again. The addresses don't match, but I've noted that. If it's lost in the shuffle, no problem; that's 17 USD to the cause anyway. :) Woo-woo. Thanks, all.
  • Nope, got it Wurwilf, and thanky for the email email.
  • Hi, I got the mofirc exchange on the label, which if it is supposed to be a chiquita banana label, is actually blue. It shouldn't be a problem to have it read "established 2003" but to save money and time we might want to get chriss to modify his original artwork and send me the modified file. My email address is on my profile page.
  • Squid, et al.: is this the direction we want, regarding the label? modified mofit 0305 build If so, the file is ready. Let me know & I'll shoot it off to you... BTW: adding the blue may have added a color to the print, so you may want to consult your printer...
  • I'd like to add to the big ups for squidders, tracicle, and the orbiting feline. Just got my order in, and I'm even prouder than when I voted. Soon my sexy-bomb will be complete! BWAHAHAHA!!!
  • Oh, also to chriss for the killer design. Excellent work.
  • Chris, can you tell me around how many colors are in your design? I got a bid for 7 if I remember correctly. If the green only occurs in the label, then it is still 7 colors. If you can, why don't you send me the print ready file to my address on my profile page.
  • I've just palpaid 34 devalued dollars for two XXL or 2XL or TooXL... I could probably save you some shippery by picking it up myself at the squid's ranchhouse when they're ready...
  • Order received, Wendell. (We're still gonna charge you the full price, but it'll theoretically make 'em cheaper next time round.)
  • order sent! awsome shirt guys!
  • Squidranch, revised design has been emailed. I believe we're still at ~7 pulls--if not let me know & I'll try to drop out an extra color somewhere...
  • tracicle, I wasn't trying to get myself a discount; I thought picking mine up at Rancho Calimari's drive-thru window would help offset the expense of other shipping, saving you from having to surcharge Monkeys in far-off, isolated, boondocky places... like New Zealand.
  • He has drive-thru? Does he do In N Out, by chance? Not sure I want to hear the possible answers to that.
  • tracicle I sent an e-mail order to you on the 2nd. Did you get it? I haven't received an e-mail reply yet, just wondering.
  • I did get it, bratcat - sorry, I just realised you'd emailed me twice. I've had about 100 emails related to it so I've been putting them in a special folder to go through properly.
  • tracicle, EVERYPLACE in L.A. has a drive-thru window. (Of course, many of these are houses that have slid down the hill into the street, but hey, that's L.A.)
  • Oh. Me. I must send email. Must pay. God, I want one so bad...
  • EVERYPLACE in L.A. has a drive-thru window. Must make the looting much easier...
  • Ohhh no, we beat CA to the drive-thru strip club. ...but I think I'm the only person in the state under age 65, so there's that.
  • That's the most random idea ever. How would one get a lap dance? And why would one go to a strip club and not get a lap dance? And is there a good "moving violation" joke I could make right now?
  • I got to be careful what I say about her publicly now, 'cause she's sueing me... because I made a nasty remark about her. She was coming home late at night, and she was violated. That's how they put it in the New York papers: "She was violated", and they asked me to comment on it, and I said "Knowing my ex-wife, it probably was not a moving violation." -Woody Allen, 196-something
  • Tracy, you might want to repost this to the front page again to see if there are any other folks who didn't see it the first time. Let's wait another week and then you can give me a tally and I will start the printing.
  • Will someone send me an address, so I can send a money order this week? I don't know where to send my payment. Thank you.
  • I just did the PalPal thing. One men's large.
  • I thought I ordered a shirt, but I think I haven't. Sorry.
  • Although I would prefer a Possumfilter shirt,I just ordered one and am on the cusp of making my paypal payment.
  • I ordered one through one of the Paypal links above. I'm a trusting soul, so I expect Monkeybashi to fulfil the order instead of, say, running off to Bali for a week's holiday at our expense (although if you need it, Tracy, then by all means, be our guest).
  • You totally did, Alnedra. :) Skrik, I'm not sure yours went through, but you're probably the only Norwegian on here so odds are good. If you haven't put your MoFi username on the order, it's a little tricky for me to confirm if needed (hint to Skrik...).
  • phew.
  • Perhaps you could post a confirmation list (just the usernames for which you have orders, no details) here, to reassure anyone wondering? shotsy did that for the last exchange, which reassured me about that.
  • Okay, here goes (if I have something down wrong, email me and I'll double-check): yentruoc idest quidders hicinbaby (x2) ooga_booga (x2) patita jaeclectic mare (x2) kuujjuarapik (x2) ambrosia (x2) Ann Fisher (what is your MoFi username?) Koko dj deblon shandrin Pavani (x2, payment not received, I don't think) fish tick Torluath Pallas Athena tellurian Kimdog Dr. Zira jacbo (paid for 2, ordered 1 :) scartol nailbunny mygothlaundry rxreed (x2) meredithea f8x fringe@fringeblog (MoFi name?) BevosAngryGhost Alex Reynolds armaghetto zeoslap jb Suomynona Space Kitty Alnedra dickdotcom kitfisto Dr. Dodger Capt. Renault tempest drivingmenuts OneOliveShort Kimberly and jim_t (x2) islander caution live frogs plegmund fatnat kmiscon@gmail (username?) Wurwilf LarryC prismatic7 middleclasstool dxlifer Wendell (x2) bratcat rjd DangerIsMyMiddleName (x2) olganism STHayden Skrik Possum ...and that's all for now. I've put mulitple orders in case anyone ordered two by mistake and wants to change it.
  • Did you get mine? I sent my PayPal-age in this morning. If not, let me know.
  • Yeah, I just checked and it's on my PayPal statement, although I didn't get an email. All good. If anyone else is missing off that list, please let me know in case that's what happened - I only look at the actual PayPal site every few days, because it's so damn slow.
  • Oops. That's what I get for not reading directions. Thanks!
  • I sent a paypal payment just now...is a pre-order email also required?
  • dano, the email is really just to list all the important info, before I realised you could include that in your PayPal order. But I got your email anyway so it's all good.
  • Sorry - late to the party but I've paypal-ed you now, trace.
  • I have just realised that I might not have provided my address with my payment. Is that right, or am I OK?
  • I've got your address, Skrik. Thanks. And quid's payment, too.
  • Also payments/orders from: planetfour dickdotcom Muffpub danostuporstar Nostrildamus rottytooth brokevespa PY mynamehere AllesKlar steveno
  • *looks at calendar, taps foot impatiently* *looks at at calendar again* *wishes Superman would fly around the planet really fast to speed up time*
  • Nostrildamus Whee!! Come back to us!
  • who'd-a thunk it.
  • In the next round, I vote for this comment on a t-shirt. Or this one.
  • Emailed and Paypal'd. Finally got around to it. ;) Thanks, tracicle.
  • You know, if one or two people wanted a particular comment and didn't mind the quality of the print, cafepress would be okay. I've been very tempted by Mefi's [more inside] maternity t-shirt lately, even though it's cafepress, because I know it wouldn't be worth doing a full-on print run.
  • I wanted one of those also, tracicle, but the sizing is very off since it was a juniors shirt (?! the XL is 35" bust/33" waist - um - HAH =P that is not going to work). Not to mention that I wasn't really digging the color options. Do you have a MoFi Cafepress store for these sorts of small runs? Could we do a [more inside] shirt through a MoFi store (and that way get something that would actually fit us - I don't know how big you are yet but I'm way to too big by now to get away with a teeny little girlie shirt)?
  • I saw another cafe press like store the other day that supposedly has a better printing method, and has a wider range of colors and sizes for shirts. In case you wanted a cafe press alternative, that is.
  • I didn't notice the sizes, 'Nika. There's no way that would fit me. Maybe I will do a Mefi store. I so, can anyone add designs? It looks like it on Mefi, anyway. Zazzle looks really interesting, and works the same way as cafepress in that you can do one-off printings if you want. It looks like the price difference is only about 50 cents, too.
  • Orders have officially closed. I hope everyone got them in! We'll keep you posted as to delivery dates and the like. Email me if you're not sure your order came through.
  • Delivery updates, anyone? Did it come & get stolen off my front porch before I got home to see it because of it's incredible coolness factor & pure banananaishness?
  • No, and no.
  • but you had a premontion, mygothlaundry!
  • BTW, just in case anyone is still checking this thread, I have 3 large, 11 XL, and 1 XXL shirts that are still available. You will need to paypal your $17 (US dollars) to me, squidranch at [email protected] with your t shirt size/sizes, name, address and mofi nickname and I will send you one of the few remaining shirts.
  • I got mine today! It is faaaaaabulous, and thanks for all of the little surprises included!!!!! (hearts and flowers to all involved!!)
  • yay, my shirt arrived, along with all the extras...thanks!
  • I demand to see it! Mine must be...hmm, possibly sitting in a crate at LAX.
  • Tracy, I'll wait a few more days and then do another FPP anouncing how many t shirts are left over.
  • Right-o.
  • Oooh, got mine! Loverly! And yay for monkey bonus goodies! Thank you, o frabjous LA monkey crew!
  • I'm wearing the coolest t-shirt right now! Thanks much, and the wee candies and things were a very nice touch. Well done -- the hard work put into this is MUCH appreciated.
  • Tracicle, can you take the link to this thread off of the front page?
  • Heh, I'd forgotten about that. Sure thing, yo.
  • Lamest T-Shirt photo shot EVAR! - you can barely see it. I wear it often though and it's holding up well. Two sharks meet in the desert. One says to the other "Long time no sea" Anyway, dhruva (yeah, that was him with the slightly disapproving look - though as the caption explains, we were 'caught off guard') and I were talking about monkeyfilter at the Metafilter meetup today and I mentioned that I haven't visited monkeyfilter for a while for a while and I thought I might renew the acquaintance.
  • That's quite the photo - makes one feel immediately guilty. Nice to see you!
  • tellurian, that's a great photo. you look like an undercover monkey who's on the verge of laying his bananas on the table...
  • That's the best eyebrow raise I've ever seen outside of a cartoon!
  • What roryk said. Nice to see you back, tellurian!
  • Whoa. I clicked the link in the above comment. I may be stuck in some sort of time loop.