February 28, 2005

One Word
Sixty Seconds. Have at it.
posted by forksclovetofu 19 years ago
  • [LokiSpeak] The man who used to instruct me in the art of monkey killing died in a terrible accident last week when a five ton marsupial fell from an airplane and crushed his skull. It was awful. February 28, 2005 10:19 AM That's what popped into my head.
  • [forksclovetofu] I will tell you what to do but I will not tell you how to do it. When I point you should jump. This is the nature of our relationship. We should talk more often if this is what it comes down to. Really. I'm afraid our time is done. Please leave. There's the door. February 28, 2005 10:25 AM
  • "As the blackboards began to slowly suffocate him, the instructor's only recourse was to bang the erasers against his thighs. Unfortunately, his best students were out sick that day so he could only wonder about the consequences of skipping lunch." And then I realized the word was 'instruct' and not 'instructor'. Heh. Oops.
  • Ooh, I`ve never done this before, but...double post. Sorry, but it`s hard to miss ones you remember posting yourself! This is still so fun though. Off to play with it now.
  • wild. I -did- search under "one word" and "oneword.com" Go figure.
  • [Sandspider] Yeah, it's sandspider, not sandpiper. "They call him the sandspider." "Why?" "Probably because it sounds scary."
  • My two bits... "I found the time spent was best served if I was to instruct the students on the best course of action. If we waited too long there would be negative consequenses." I sound like some pseudo-Victorian hack!!! Wait... Maybe I am! Arrgh!
  • Instruction begins when the pupil is found to be in an attitude of submission. He throws his will on the teacher and gives him his all. No one who is anyone, likes this state of af Do I really believe that? I hope to &deity; not.
  • The neat part is seeing what other people came up with...
  • I could write for many more minutes. And I did, because I made some spelling errors. Is that because I'm on a mac, or is their javascript-fu lacking?
  • Love this! Thanks forksclovetofu!