February 28, 2005

When the drugs start talking, it's time to stop taking them...
posted by kitfisto 19 years ago
  • Sorry, I can't understand you, because all my drugs are talking at the same time...
  • My Allergy Medicine has tourette's and keeps telling me to fuck off.
  • That's all I need. A cabinet full of jabbering pill bottles. Christ, the prozac just wants to talk and tell you how happy it is, the viagra keeps saying how hot you are and offers suggestive uses for the turkey baster in the next cabinet.
  • Don't believe this, it's just the drugs talking.
  • Hmm... I was wondering where my turkey baster went. Heh, beats the slow-motion 70s porn music from the Cialis commercials.
  • Ah, the benefits of the RFID chip will never end. Join the Chipsons™!!
  • Eat me!
  • Your drugs start talking to you and the next thing you know you end up like Hunter S. Thompson...
  • Drugs are our friends.
  • Well, Oklo, of COURSE they are! And this must be our tagline: MonkeyFilter: Drugs are our friends.
  • Except when they never stop going on at you to do the washing up...
  • Well, kit, you've got to stop doing meth. Especially since, when you decide to wash the car, over and over, you use up the laundry soap. I do NOT like to start going through my laundry to find the least skankie pair to re-wear until I can get to the store again.