February 27, 2005

• "Near-infinite"? I had to stop right there, I'm afraid.
• 'dng' = interjection, informal apology 'quidnunc' = verb, to tell people about non-alcoholic drinks with lies (?) 'sidedish' = adjective, 'sexy'. er... 'tracicle' = adjective, 'enormous'. How goes the marathon, dng?
• plegmund interj. casual greeting. "Plegmund, Nigel." "Plegmund."
• This is obviously incorrect. Sandspider v. to behave in a good manner. "We should sandspider, Grandma."
• grandma adj. getting ready to shoot something. "Careful, kid, she's grandma." flashboy n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants. "Dude, are you coming down to flashboy's?"
• monkeybashi n. a particularly sexy disco. "Did you play with the last monkeybashi, old chap?"
• This is inaccurate, they totally misdefine "grok". What? "Grok" isn't cool slang? What planet are you living on? ...oh, Earth. Okay.
• drjimmy11 adj. overly fond of cocaine. "Jose, I'm not going to think about that party - it's drjimmy11!"
• screef n. money without LSD. "Boy, this screef is really cute!"
• This is a fun post. Optimus Prime v. to hit someone or something. "The gang are going to Optimus Prime him, tomorrow."
• Grok is a place. What planet are you living on? Grok. Plegmund, and have a nice day.
• alnedra n. a person without a pet animal. "That's the most outrageous alnedra I've ever seen!" *sigh* I have to agree. I'm a sadly petless person.
• Apparently Motor and Flashboy are interchangable: motor n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants. "Billie, are you coming down to motor's?"
• *scratches head* Wait a minute, I think this site might not be real. If you'll excuse me, I must go swing on the flippity-flop with my wack slacks.
• abiezer interj. a statement of agreement. "Dude, shall we understand some breasts?" "Abiezer!" mandyman - surely you're not doubting the veracity of thesurrealist.co.uk?
• modo adj. slang for real, real ugly "Jesus in a jumpsuit! Betty's new baby is seriously modo! Can't they just leave it somewhere and gank a better one?" Origin: Believed to be derived from Quasimodo, who was known to be just regular ugly.
• Clearly I was wrong to doubt the veracity of the site: federline n. someone who flaunts money. durst n. (vulgar) a male. mefi v. to become ugly. monkeyfilter v. to talk about someone or something.
• And how did we miss this at the same site?! Now we have a definitive way to settle flamewars!
• It seems more on-target with MeFi usernames than MoFites. For example: EtherealBligh n. complicated acronym, meaning violence. "I'm gonna shop for your EtherealBligh, homie." kmellis n. an irritating or enormous police car. "Dawg, check out this kmellis!" But the same creator does some wonder "diagnoses" as Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry: MonkeyFilterosis. Cause: pollen Symptoms: extremely purple urine, chapped lips, being able to fire webs from wrists Cure: take three Viagra tablets every day for the rest of your life. On preview: ACoppe, the Battle Monkeys are classic! Being a "Burger-Eating Butler Monkey" with a Battle Rating of 2.2 myself, I have long ago quit that league...
• I had a Battle Monkey war with a friend of mine once. We started off with any handles we'd ever used, and I think I lost that round. But I won finding a word that made the best monkey.
• petebest n. mid-nineties term for shoes. "What's with the petebest, dude?"
• moneyjane adj. to shoot one's mouth off with frightening regularity. "Dang it bitch, stop moneyjaneing me already, and make me some toast"
• An ad from the same site.
• Find more Food Eating Battle Monkey fun on MoFi here and all over this thread and here too and probably lots of other places. my last name: rieder n. an old-school term for drugs. "Hey, bud! Irritating rieder!" Heh.
• muffpub v. to make fun of one's friend. "We should muffpub, Mom." HA.
• I don't even want to talk about this: mandyman adj. likely to share garbage. "Check out my mandyman person!"
• Dr Dodger v. to kill someone or something. "If you don't Dr Dodger, dawg, I will." Everybody loves a site where they can look up their own name. And speaking of which, there's a certain comedian who'll be all over this: Are you Dave Gorman? n. complicated acronym, meaning money. "Kelly, where's my Are you Dave Gorman??" Ha ha! Spot on!
• banana n. LSD without school. "All your banana are belong to us, Shana." ????????????
• Oh Shana, Your banana, we will garner.
• fuck n. 1. a desirable burger. 2. an illegal party. "This fuck is insufficiently desirable!" Psst, don't tell the cops, but I threw a great fuck last week. There were plenty of fucks for everybody.
• dildo face n. a vulgar hand gesture. "Are you giving me the dildo face, Jose?" I wish Jose would give me the dildo face.
• beeswacky interj. a statement of agreement. "Billy, shall we think about some friends?" "Beeswacky!"
• Here's their definition; moneyjane interj. informal apology. "That was your female I tried to punch? Moneyjane, Sabrina." But mine's better.
• jesus in a jumpsuit n. an old-school term for breasts. "Dawg, this jesus in a jumpsuit's really outrageous!"
• liberal v. to check out something in a nice fashion. "I'm gonna go and liberal, Mom."
• conservative interj. casual greeting. "Conservative, homie." "Conservative." I believe conservative would be more likely to become slang for "good," like "sick," "wicked," "retarded," and "bad" have all meant "good."
• cockbong n. beer, often cheap. "Grandma, check out the cockbong!" Dang, man...this is too good!
• sooooz adj. addicted to beer. "Buddy, what happened? Your pet animal is sooooz!" Heh.
• But Moneyjane: grandma adj. getting ready to shoot something. "Careful, kid, she's grandma. I can tell you why that Skrik ran out of here so fast: skrik adj. addicted to girls. "Man, you're so skrik."
• Heh...:)