February 25, 2005
"I am writing this letter
(you may need to adjust your browser's text size) in protest of the perverse travesty I have suffered at the hands of Mr. Bradley in the form of the horribly unjust "F" grade he has given me for last semester in his complete fraud of a class, World History 101."
"I suspect that perhaps Mr. Bradley just feels threatened that I know more about the subject he teaches than he does. It's not exactly a secret that I've seen the band Iron Maiden in concert 47 times, and that I own every album they've ever released. This background has provided me with valuable insight well worth the costs of chronic hearing loss and bouts of epilepsy from prolonged exposure to stage pyrotechnics that have come with it. You see, listening to Iron Maiden is like riding in a turbo-charged time machine with a kick-ass stereo system."
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So the kid never read the class's text book, just listened to IronMaiden instead?
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I had to size it down, just in case you're having trouble.
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"Put them in the iron maiden." "Excellent!!" "Execute them!" "BOGUS!!"
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I do wish kooks at least learned to code HTML that works. Surely, that isn't too much to ask.
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*makes the devil sign for a great link*
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Too Much Rock for One Hand!
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Seemed pretty accurate to me. Could have done with a better thesis, but could be a solid B, depending on the assignment. Hey, he knew what the Crimean War was. That's better than most people who do read the textbook.