February 20, 2005

• I've never heard the latter pronunciation so I'd say it's Low-Hann. Does it matter though?
• well, I don't know, but she has some big ass titties.
• Dear lord, Richer, what the heck is that? (I owe you an email, I know...)
• awesome Richer you read my mind.
• i'll second pilgrim: does it matter? btw, someone in #mofirc probably could've answered this in, like, 2 seconds.
• I heard her call herself Low-an on tv somewhere. Also: I hate myself for knowing the answer to that question.
• My sister was at the bar last night and Lindsey Lohan's dad was there. Later that night, he got arrested for a dwi. That makes me like famous or something, right?
• She has some big ass freckles (or if you prefer, assloads of freckles). Honestly, who cares if they're fake. Ah, freckles.
• I've always heard Low-enn. Semi-related, but I think she's trying to claim Tara Reid's throne of "most coked-up town bicycle". Semi-less-related, but freckles are hot (as is inteligence and wit, in case anyone thinks I'm some shallow blimp-guy).
• Lohan Freestyle is from the same guys who did this (and they have Brad Pitt singning the chorus).
• I think Lindsey Lohan is sorta like Leonard Cohen. Pronunciation depends a bit on the speaker: sometimes the 'H' might be basically silent, sometimes not. Dear, dear lord (and Leonard), please forgive me...
• I think Lindsey Lohan is sorta like Leonard Cohen. First time that sentence has ever been uttered. Me, I say Low-hann, but then what do I know? I know that at least Paris Hilton doesn't pretend to have talent. The Lohan girl, she's no Hilary Duff. And that's saying something. Also, I appear to be talking about this. Something strange is happening. Possibly something mysterious and eldritch, I dunno. Hey ho.
• GOD I hate hiphop
• [this is bad]
• MonkeyFilter: Something strange is happening.
• The proper English translation of her name is "Irrelevant, Vacuous Nobody Appropriating Celebrity Despite Charmlessness And A Dearth Of Talent".