February 17, 2005

How YOU doin'? Missouri #1 State For Getting It On! I, of course, was totally clued in from the get-go.

The bitchcake of it is, I go to work, it's all "we're number one! And those are exquisite stockings, I should mention..." I cross back over the river into Illinois, the national rank drops to #8. I sincerely hope it's not because of my lifelong dedication to the missionary position.

posted by Fes 19 years ago
  • We have provided information about New Sex techniques over the Internet since 1999, so we took the total number of orders for each state and factored in the population to arrive at a Sexual Adventurousness Quotient (S.A.Q.). Up with science!
  • I think the scientists of monkeyfilter need to examine these results carefully for, erm, reproducibility.
  • So it's now the "Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine" state?
  • I live ini Kansas City and I keep telling my wife that Missouri is #1. I tell her we need to do more swinging and wild kinky sex things to keep the rankings up. Damn her.
  • what else is there to do in missouri but have sex
  • Man, shitty methodology. (Limited sample size, and buying their video is probably only mildly correlated with sexual adventurousness. I mean, I've done some kinky shit and never needed their video to tell me how.) And don't EVER link to that news organization again- they won't let you go back. I've seen them linked here before and had the same problem. Fuckers.
  • Mizzou-RAH!
  • I will not rest until I personally have made Texas #1
  • This is one area of service in which I'm proud to be representing my home state abroad.