February 15, 2005

Captain Underpants Create your own comic
  • In my comic, Sargeant Pedophile blew up Asstown Elementary.... Damn you Sargeant Pedophile!!!! I'll get you yet!!!!
  • Okay, I've bitten (you have to wait a few seconds for the comic to get going).
  • I know a young boy who will be very happy to see this. If you like this, they have some great Captain Underpants games and stuff over at Pilkey.com. Adults may even like the games too, once they get past the boogers.
  • Awesome, I got a shoutout! Um, that was me, right roly?
  • Hmmm... Mine is a slightly more absurdist offering. If pressed, I will claim that I am deconstructing the inherent mechanistic substrates of the comic book form, or some other nonsensical bollocks.
  • I find there to be a disturbing concentration of both racist and misogynist undertones in flashboy's comic, aggravated by his inexplicable decision to ignore the stylistic influence clearly stolen from Detective Comics #343, in which Batman burns his penis on a Toaster Strudel.