February 15, 2005

Write A Caption For This Picture
posted by Sullivan 19 years ago
  • It's Jeff Gannon!
  • It's a two week old doctored picture!
  • Doctored from where? Who ran this first?
  • "I`m Next!"
  • KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
  • NYERRRRRM!
  • Faaaaaaaarrrrkkkkk!
  • No, Mr. President, let me illustarte our policy for the working class like this - someone will distract you by stroking a few of you pleasure sensors while a man in a suit fucks you hard from behind.
  • "Wow! A Whizinator Mini! "
  • Search all you want, it's like I told you, Dick Cheney has it... oh, and my balls.
  • "President Bush met with defense industry executives Monday..."
  • A still photo from the new colaboration between Michael Moore and Vincent Gallo - "Brown Bunny 911".
  • I found the WMD Mr. President!
  • You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett?
  • (With inspiration from Pez's quote) "Mr. President, I've found the weapons of ass destruction!"
  • Bush: "Well, it ain't homosexuality, in the traditional sense...." "plus...Clinton got away with it... sniff sniff" ^_^
  • I might buy that it was doctored, but where did you see it surly? Umm, that's not the caption . . I . . I really write better ones than that . . okay okay . . umm . . "Pull the other one, it plays 'Jingle Bells'"
  • BUSH: Please remove your hands from my penis. I am the President, and your touching is thus inappropriate. MAN: I am sorry. I will desist. BUSH: And you, please do not simulate anal sex with me. I am a married heterosexual. And, I remind you, I am the President. SECOND MAN: I am also sorry. I too will cease this activity.
  • The Presidential tailor, fitting his annual inseam measurement appointment into the chief executive's hectic schedule, holds one end of the tape measure while his assistant holds the other. M. Derriere, known for his speed and discretion, is expected to outfit the President with new trousers by the time he makes the return trip up the stairs.
  • Abiezer_Coppe has it nailed. I hope the guy on his knees used a rusty spoon.
  • The pic was posted on Atrios and Kos a few weeks back, along with the original, Pete. As much as fun as it would be if the picture were real, it's not.
  • Here's the original. Found here. Apparently the doctored picture was the result of a Fark photoshop contest.
  • Ooh. I claim the score. But then, I actually meant something else.
  • Well, I find the original pic quite creepy, too. Is that guy the presidential Tie Straightener? Or is he uttering 'OOOGA BOOOGA' and casting a spell on W's black, frozen heart so it ticks for another 24 hours?
  • Flagpole, the power of "OOGA BOOGA" is not for mortals to ken. It's not for mortals to barbie, either.
  • Aw, sorry for disturbing the primal forces, Ooga... or is that Mr. O.B.? /cowers, runs away
  • If my middle name were Dinsmoore that would make me Mr. O.D.B., wouldn't it?