February 14, 2005

Breathe deeply. Go to the Happy Place. Visualize Dick. "Positive imagery around negative situations and circumstances, or people you love, can create miraculous results."

I tried it. I woke up in a clean white room a few hours later. The doctors here are very nice, and they're generous with the meds.

posted by maryh 19 years ago
  • Why is the Virgin Mary a "bearded lady?" oh.. wait.. I guess that's supposed to be jeebus.... My visions of Dick are slightly different, please see my FBI dossier...
  • *clicks link* ... *URP* Uh... I think you'll need a mop here and a bucket of water. Maybe two buckets. Sorry.
  • *skrshh* petebest, you are needed at the thread with some sawdust and a mop, petebest, we need you in the thread with some sawdust and a mop, please. *skrshhp*
  • I don't get it: are those prayings so the deities will smite the wrongdoers, or elighten them, or what?
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHH!
  • Dude, I think that's Haile Selassie. Dick's a Rasta? Wait - is this a put-on? It's like Buckaroo Banzai only all messed up!
  • I'll keep meditating on Dick, while these guys pray for Bush. Whatever keeps yer freak flag flyin'!
  • Oh, Lord...please let there be smoting.
  • Now all we need to is to set to a little of the Ludwig Von and I would be ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
  • What is with using that photo of Cheney? Very (aptly IMHO) shonky.
  • the angels have their work cut out for them...
  • I feel like I live in a bad movie more and more every day...
  • *skrshh* Petebest, you are needed with the first aid kit, please. Petebest STAT *skrshhp* Ooops. I fear I lost my temper and tried to reach through the monitor to strangle the filthy bas miserable blighter. He may not be the Anti-christ, but he's got to be a second cousin. *drips blood all over the carpet
  • Slide
  • somebody link the heaven's gate site. stat!