February 14, 2005
Curious George: The Obligatory Valentine's Thread
General Zod is not amused. Perhaps you expounded here or needed some backstory to truly appreciate this greeting card holiday. Discussion, stories, . . probably some liqour, a few hormone-overclocked simians, etc. inside . . .
Well, before we get too jiggy, let me be the first to say Happy Valentine's Day you crazy Monkey you! *MMMMMmwah!* I Choo-choo-choose you!
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i, along with the Grade 4 students at Queen Elizabeth Elementary School, wish all you monkeys happy VD!
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Valentine, Nebraska waves hello to the Monkeyverse.
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Bill Valentine, General Manager of the Arkansas Travelers (AA farm team for Anaheim) wishes everyone a good day. As do I and the toolkin.
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happy valentine's day, slappy!
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Be My Guillotine. Or, send an Anti-Valentine (classic).
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I wish everyone hot monkey love today.
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Ha! Happy VD? Unintentional, but it made me laugh. Monkeys: please exercise caution with VD's on VD. /enough
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Valentine's Smoochies (another classic; Flash; cartoon violence)
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You know I love you. We shower together. And you make me stand in the drafty spot. I don't complain. I get a better view of your ass that way.
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via
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I sent flowers, a card, a few other things. Oh, and I had some mobsters gunned down in a garage in Chicago.
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Happy Valentine's Day all you monkeys. You didn't forget your cherub gun, did you? In honor of the day, I give you Marriages That Should Never Have Happened. Via here. Hurrah.
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Happy Valentine's Day, Monkeys. Send a nice card to someone you love.
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I thought of a great last-minute gift -- flowers from a nursery. We're down in Austin so it's ok; things are coming into bloom. My wife likes gardening, so this is a great hybrid idea of traditional flowers and a more functional gift. She loved them.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base are belong to you.
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Cupid's Dear John Letter Generator.
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So is Valentine's Day the day more likely or less likely to get your significant other in the leather outfit & trapeeze apparatus? I vote more likely. c'mon Valentine's day!
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Looks like pete was watching "Desperate Housewives" last night. I, um, wasn't, but I heard about it.
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My feelings for my fellow monkeys bubble forth unstoppably.
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Now that VD day is almost over, it's all downhill to STD and then we get NUD (STD=Santa and Turkey Day; NUD=NU-years Day).
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Nothing says I Love You like a zFrank quicktime movie.
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Happy Valentine's Day, monkeys! Some of my favorites are this one and this one, but here's hoping you at least get lucky today.
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Rolypolyman: don't you know better than to mention the letters VD and STD together in a Valentine's Day thread? Now you got a bunch of Monkeys looking down their undies.
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melinika: ROFLMAOSHISMP!
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i'm not the only one that finds this 'kneel' page stupidly hilarious, am i? would some kind soul please choose not to kneel before zod and tell us what happens? i'm rather curious, but i certainly do not want to anger zod. TIA