February 11, 2005

• No, this is not typical, and no that is not the reason I talk with a high-pitched voice. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
• If only we could convince all Nascar and Super Bowl fans to do the same when their team wins or loses, we'd all be a lot better off.
• Um... Jesus. I mean, it was a decent match, great to see the perfidious Anglos twatted at their own snobbish moderately-boring sport, but... your balls, dude! Man. Oh, man. Ouch. Still, that Gavin Henson's quite the looker, isn't he?
• Still, that Gavin Henson's quite the looker, isn't he? *sigh* Such pretty monkey hair... I'd get in a scrum with him any day.
• Gersnaargle! mind you, he clearly has no faith that it's going to happen again anytime soon, or else he'd only have cut off one testicle, and saved the other for later you can tell he's not a league fan either, otherwise he'd have cut off someone else's testicles this being as how league supporters have terribly shrivelled and difficult to cut off genitalia
• Jesus mother beepin' christ! At least hes a man of his word right? That sounds horribly Japanese. This must be monkey spunk fodder. Then again he is a football fan.
• He's made headlines. Now if he just sells his balls on eBay he'll be living like a king.
• I support you polychrome. They don't call it "Thugby League" for nothing.
• And in still other news...
• Everyone's swooning over Henson, but where's the love for Duncan Jones?! :D
• I want to know what conditioner he's using at the post-game showers.
• I want to know more about post-game showers.
• The nascar and football fans aren't that tame either, but still they're not footballers.
• the man testified in a literal sense. and strangely so. i would've rated wales going into this game against england. on the up and up, is the dragon. of course, ireland will win the six nations, probably with a grand slam, and you probably didn't hear it here first.
• Rugby. Scary. Metafilter: This must be monkey spunk fodder.
• Ooops, I tagged that wrong. MonkeyFilter: This must be monkey spunk fodder. Hey, I kind of like it the first way. Let's just leave it, shall we?
• I once spent 3 days in a Bangkok hotel that had the misfortune to be hosting, at the same time, two rugby teams, one from England and the other from Australia. Let's just leave it at that, shall we?
• Nothing but orgies then islander? Shoulda taped it. Coulda sold it to someone.