February 10, 2005

Creepy head shots. Wait 15 seconds after the page has loaded... Via Blork
posted by mare 19 years ago
  • Woah! Wasn't expecting that. Yea, I'll go with creepy.
  • I put on my thought screen as soon as I realized they were reading my thoughts.....
  • Ahhh! Wow, that almost made me cry. Kinda reminds me of The Ring. Mental note: Never do this for my web site.
  • One day all police record sheets will be this good.
  • SFW BTW for people who don't dare to click
  • Yeah! That totally reminds me of a horror movie.... any second one of them is gonna turn slightly devilish and say "you're DEAD."
  • Flash is 95% evil.
  • I didn't think it was creepy at all... Of course, I was expecting the "stare at screen for 15 seconds, followed by horrible picture/loud scream" I hate those...
  • HarryPotteresque
  • Eww.
  • AAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRGGHHHH!!! THE FACES OF DEATH!!! I'm running away I'm running away I'm running away I'm running away I'm running away
  • It's stunning to say - That's a cunning array Of running away. (Sorry - I'm punning for play.)
  • Did you take their salary test? My results tell me I'm in the wrong career. It explains their dazed look. Sign on and put $160,000+ money in your pocket.
  • They should put those on all the .gov pages. Would cut down on some of that thought-crime.
  • That's awesome. Watching them look kinda uncomfortable as they try not to look into the camera...
  • Every flash designer should be forced to load (over dialup!) and look at that page for at least 1 hour a day, during training. A freakin' 3.5Mb ugly eye candy file, that's not even interactive? Now that's a crime against humanity and bandwidth. If at least those faces turned and their eyes followed your cursor around, like in those other flash-based ads, it could have been a little funny.
  • Man, it's good to have broadband.
  • Linky no workie for me.
  • You know, I'd never have thought that Steve Buscemi would have to blink.
  • Es muy freaky. Terrible use of flash, too.
  • HORRIBLY freaky! Now I know I was right to quit - I'm making like $8,000 less than I should be!
  • Did anybody else hope at least one of those pairs was going to break on through to the other side and start makin' out?
  • What makes it especially creepy is that you're never sure where to look; sometimes the head on the right moves first, sometimes the head on the left. I've seen similar flash sites that were *intended* to be scary do things like this, but a (supposedly) serious business site? I kept wondering when the overtly horrific stuff would start to show, which would happen right before the site revealed itself as an ad for "976-EVIL II: Evil...DOT COM!"
  • I clicked on it, took one look at those people, and hit 'back'. I'm terrified even thinking about the guy on the left moving.