February 09, 2005

Playful Chocolate Just the thought of popping an exquisite chocolate into your mouth and letting its flavor melt into a warm, sensual liquid is enough to trigger feelings of pleasureable anticipation. (Don't worry, SFW.)
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • Riiight. Ordinary, foil-wrapped, bargain basement chocolate has this effect on me because of the sugar rush I get.
  • Good point there... isn't most retail chocolate some sort of "cocoa wax"? I wonder where on the shelf the real deal would be lurking. Not even sure I trust the Godivas.
  • Well... considering the alternative, chocolate ain't all that bad.
  • I have gone over two hours without making some sort of reference to the female Viagra being stored within my body.
  • death by chocolate - what a way to go!
  • [Does this link look all messed up to anyone else?]
  • The glowing testimonials ("For the first time in 7 years of marriage, my wife jumped on me for sex!!") seem a bit made up.