February 07, 2005

Monkeys pay for sex I was so astonished by this article. It suddenly enlightened me to a magnitude of human behaviour, including my own. *blushes*
  • there's this guy with a hole in his backyard... no, wait, he's trying to sell his ex-wife's wedding dress....
  • perhaps we should have an award for "item most unknowingly FPP'd"
  • I do believe that's a triple...
  • Yeah dx... you're such a dope... hahaha... you totally teh suxxorz you can't do the innernets!!!! This is teh werst post evarrrrr!!!! HAHAHA!!!! YOU should be deleted from this game.... you are teh gayee!!!!!111!!! /other forum speak which is why I love MonkeyFilter so much... :)
  • And the bananaguard award goes to . . . gosh I'm so nervous . . . ;) *hugs to dxlifer*
  • Go on?...really? I searched by url and two topics. I'm sorry that I got distracted after posting. Now I really have to ask...what is happening between my computer and monkey filter? For two or more weeks now, I've had no 'recent comments' displayed on the main page. It doesn't matter what browser I use or that I've cleaned my caches and cookies. I'd asked on trac's site and from others and I'm still stuck in a void. My identity is saved, though, unless I wander too far away from the herd. /which i guess I did. I trust that trac will do her usual for my grave f'in'fpp error. I'd actually wondered why it hadn't been posted before. *sigh* And thanks petebest, but I'm rather thick skinned at my age and stage of life and don't tune in to nattering much. And debaser, thanks for the first poo and absolutely no one can get as lowdown and base and articulate as you. and sidedish, you're always so darn cute and nice... *sighs* again... Could someone someone solve my 'recent comments* problem before I am ostracised?
  • dx, do you have "recent comments" set to 1000 on your profile?
  • uh duh! Thanks Sidedish, I was in there the other day. 'twas a menopausal moment. calling tracicle...dxlifer needs banishing to the other side... *blush*
  • I missed a lot!
  • See? You come to sling poo and you learn something... I actually had the recent comments thing happen to me, SideDish... didn't really think too much of it... but thanks for the "set recent comments to 1000" tip
  • ...which reminds me that I should make that the default.
  • vbfgtr oops, Mineau the cat just did that by scurrying across the keyboard. May I leave it as her first post? Otherwise, please get me out of here, tracicle. One can only suffer through being a learning example for so long. / back to daisy_may.
  • that comments tip totally rocks. I didn't realize how many I'd been missing until now!
  • Please, Trac, don't delete this! How else will we be able to tease our sweet dxlifer! I'm sure it's Mineau's fault, dx. Cats are evil and will double post in your name alla time. Every goofy remark ever made here in my name was done by a naughty cat with quotes on her head. (if only she'd put them around her posts)
  • Oh sure and next thing you'll claim you accidentally deleted your login and had to create multiple others! I mean, c'mon GramMa nobody's believin' that!
  • Hey Mister! Don' you be getting sassy wid yer GramMa! I may be old and feeble, but I can take any young whippersnapper that can't keep aholt of his login OR his pants. Plus, I can do it wid all ten of my typing fingers tied behint my back. For shame, young'en. *gums her dentures, shakes her cane, and mumbles something about disgraceful, no bananas, and Daisy_May
  • MonkeyFilter: done by a naughty cat with quotes on her head. Now we all know, GranMa.
  • 'Vbfgtr!' sort of encapsulates what I was going to say, actually.
  • It is not nice to keep this FPP on the front page. But you are right, Plegmund, that is an interesting term and Mineau and I shall perhaps integrate it into our communications. I shall copywrite it and it will become an all-encompassing expression of great profoundness. *shakes head* / shoulda thought of that at first... vbfgtr..it's so easy to type with one finger as well. That's my basic typing skill at best. *waves incredibly fast digit in air* *vbfgtr* vib-fig-et-r May we change our identity name, Trac? Please?