February 07, 2005

"After raiding a few Army camps, two communist guerrillas hid in a forest gorge and fell in love." Resulting in the first gay marriage between communist rebels in the Philippines. (An oddly cute love story a week before Valentine's.)
posted by astroboy 19 years ago
  • Beautiful. Just great. (The fact that, as a stunning Terrorist/Communist/Gay Marriage trifecta, it represents every nightmare of the religious right made hot, sweaty flesh, is not the reason for its beauty, although it does add a cheekily delicious seasoning...)
  • Hey, we were all gay marriaged communist freedom fighters when we were younger - but now I gotta mortgage and three kids and this damn ulcer and I don't got no time no more to physically express my desperate throbbing man-love for carl from accounts.
  • What a great find!
  • I do Carl's accounts for him now, quiddy. Time to move on buddy.
  • You goddam bitch kitfisto! Get your filthy paws off-a my sweet cashier.
  • Never! We do a joint tax return now. It's love, and we're eligible for a rebate in April.
  • You snared him with your lies and tax-code loopholes, didn't you? You're no good for him, kitfisto - and he'll find out when he has a good, long audit of the heart.
  • I think he'll find there's plenty of room in my shoebox for two sets of receipts. And I keep his pocket protector cleaner than you ever did.
  • You goddam hussey, I polished that thing with my "creme d'amour" till it shone shinier than a shoe-shiners shingle. I swear, I should invoice you for one heartbreak - plus interest.
  • Tell it to Human Resources, 'cos Accounts ain't listenin'.
  • Oooh! You deserve a double-entry system slap!
  • Would that be Accountz Payabo, or Accountz Receevabo?
  • o_O
  • This thread is silly.
  • Alex, that's like saying the sea is wet.
  • Sorry, was just trying on my Captain Obvious costume and got carried away. It fits me so well!
  • The sea is wet?! WTF!! OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
  • Loved the article. Nix the crap thereafter.
  • Sorry for seeming snarky or something. Just got a bit weirded-out by the exchange between quid and kitfisto. Note the "Huuuuh?" smiley above.
  • noticed it... I'm in a particularly ADD-riddled giddy mood, and I'm a little hyper... my last post was to be taken with a big cheesy grin on my part... shoulda added a smiley.... :)
  • It's society's crime, not ours.
  • Don't oppress us, Warrior.
  • I think he's ashamed of his inner monkey, that's what it is...
  • Or, he just thinks we're idiots, in which case he probably has a point.
  • Monkeyfilter: lies and tax-code loopholes
  • Canada's Armed Forces: hosting gay weddings at an airbase near you. Er- close to me, actually.