February 05, 2005

Have you ever found yourself in a situation wishing that you were sweet like Uncle Jesse? Maybe your wife is giving you lip, or perhaps you've had your manhood challenged by your childhood friend Scott Baio. It could be just that you want to learn cool facts about a great TV character, or that you want to teach kung fu to a monkey. To find the answers to these questions, simply look deep within yourself and ask: What Would Uncle Jesse Do?
posted by the_bone 19 years ago
  • [this is hilarious]
  • FUCK YEAH! I was thinking about posting this site myself. Man, I am not gay, but I wouldn't mind having my mouth full of John Stamos' semen. Damn, that would be sweet. http://www.johnstamos.net - word dipshits
  • I was expecting a much more worthy candidate.
  • Skirk, I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to think of the Dukes of Hazzard.
  • Skrik and Cincinatus took the words out of my keyboard. Down with pretenders! We want the real Uncle Jesse!
  • I'm with Skrik, Cincinatus and immlass. John Stamos is no Uncle Jesse!!
  • I could go for an Uncle Jessie vs. Uncle Jessie cage match. Corn likker against hair care products!
  • Did you guys know that Alanis Morrisette's song "You Oughta Know" is written to/about this guy? True story and I can probably find a link if people want proof. Apparently they were in a relationship and he dumped her badly, which stirred the creative juices and made her a star. Go figure.
  • Oops. Would help if I read the damn link. Not uncle Jesse. The blond guy from Full House.
  • I have heard that rumor and I don't believe it, because Uncle Joey is in to guys. It's true.
  • I head that too, Soooz. I think it was even mentioned on VH1 or E!, which makes it true.
  • Oh, and Dave Coulier is his name, Uncle Joey that is. Snopes has that rumor as "Undetermined".
  • Dave Coulier was doing something for Animal Planent (can't remember if it was series or just a special) during the time I was working at Discovery/TLC. A friend of mine who was working in Animal Planet Promos got it first hand from Coulier's handler at a photo shoot.