February 04, 2005
MOFI CROSSOVER
"This is the thread where we change the word 'money' in a song lyric to 'monkey'"
"This is the thread where we change the word 'money' in a song lyric to 'monkey'"
I've often thought that ILXors and MOFIers had too much in common to remain separate; this looks like the right post to cross pollinate. EXPLORE!
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Your love gave me such a thrill, but your love can't pay my bills, I need monkey. That's what I want.
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I want monkey, lots and lots of monkey!
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♫MONKAAAYY . . . it's a hit . . . don't give me that do-goody-good buuuullshit . . .♫ /obvious "♫If you've got the monkey, honey, I've got the time . . ♫" /Willie
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I've got the brains, you've got the looks.. ... let's make lots of monkey... Pet Shop Boys She works hard for the monkey... Donna Summer That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Monkey for nothin' and chicks for free... Dire Straits
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And in another thread "forksclovetofu" was changed to "pigfucker." I give it the old college try.
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monkey, monkey, monkey, MONN-key! MON-KEY! /No idea who first sang it...
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Stay around in my old hometown, I don't wanna put no monkey down...
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Easy monkey for just one run to Peru. It’ll be so easy. we’ll have no trouble gettin’ through. * She’s got her daddy’s monkey Her mama’s good looks
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Don't ya know, you're gonna shock the money!
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I'm your private dancer A dancer for monkey I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for monkey And any old music will do Tuna Turner
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That should be, "Monkey for nothing and your chimps for free..." The of course there's... "Now I'm hiding in Honduras I'm a desperate man Send lawyers, guns and monkeys The shit has hit the fan"
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I need Monkey, I used to be a stick-up kid So I think of all the devious things I did I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the Monkey But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous
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But if you could give 'em each one wish How much do you wanna bet? They'd wish success for themselves and their friends and that would include lots of monkey You have got to have shitloads of m-o-n-k-e-y, monkey.
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God, fear and monkeys make this world go 'round. Yes you do. God, fear and monk-ays.
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Ain't it funny how the monkey makes the honey tastes like nothing you can´t have no more?
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Shake your monkey-maker!! Shake your monkey maker!!
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What's the colour of monkey, what's the colour of monkey? Don't tell me that you think it's green, me I know it's brown.
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Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Peeling bananas like a chimpanzee That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free
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Oops, I didn't notice Flagpole's post.
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Damnit, Sullivan, I was hot on the pigfucker meme. alright, then. I been laid off from work my rent is due My kids all need brand new shoes So I went to the bank to see what they could do They said: son look like bad luck got a hold on you (eh... oh man) Monkey's too tight to mention... cutback Oh, monkey, monkey, monkey...
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Monkey's all broke And food's goin' hungry, If it wasn't for disappointment I wouldn't have any appointments
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Ok, I have to get this out of my system (with many applogies) I work all night, I work all day to ply the organ grinder's way... Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny tos'd to me. That's too bad! In my dreams, I have a plan, If I could get me a simian. I wouldn't have to fuss at all He'd play around; I'd have a ball! (do do do do do do do do) [chorus] Monkey, monkey, monkey! Must be funky, In a rich man's world. Monkey, monkey, monkey! Always spunky, In a rich mans' world. Oo ooooo, oo, oo, oo, oook All the things I would do, If I had a little monkey, It's a rich man's world! An ape like that is hard to find, but I can't get him off my mind. Ain't it sad? And if he happend to be free I'd be he'd stay up in the trees. That's too bad! So I must leave; I have to go, To Las Vegas or Monaco Yeah life's too tough for organ grinders; time to train for taming tigers... [chorus, repeat till fade]
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You never give me your monkey You only give me your funny paper
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Don't get me wrong Try gettin' me right Your face is ok But your purse is too tight I'm lookin' for baboons, marmosets, chimpanzees, anything Gimme some monkey!
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Monkey makes the world go around That screeching hooting sound! It makes the world go round!
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I come home one Friday, Had to tell the landlady I'd lost my job She said, "That don't confront me, Long as I get my monkey next Friday." Now next Friday come, I didn't get the rent, And out the door I went.
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Let me ask you one question Is your monkey that good Will it buy you forgiveness Do you think that it could Masters of War -- Bob Dylan Sittin' here thinkin' Where does the monkey go Sittin' here thinkin' Where does the monkey go Well, I give it to my woman She ain't got it no more Monkey Blues -- Bob Dylan Up in the Rocky Mountains in a town called Cripple Creek, There was an all-night poker game, lasted about a week. Nine hundred miners had laid their monkey down, When Willie finally left the room, he owned the whole damn town Rambling, Gambling Willie -- Bob Dylan Everything went from bad to worse, monkey never changed a thing, Death kept followin', trackin' us down, at least I heard your bluebird sing. Up to Me -- Bob Dylan
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Mama was queen of the mambo Papa was king of the Congo Deep down in the jungle I started bangin' my first bongo Every monkey'd like to be In my place instead of me Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong
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I got no monkey in my pockets I got a hole in my jeans I had a job and I lost it But it won't get to me now that's one sad song
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If you wanna go and get high wit me smoke an L in the back of the benzie oh why must i feel this way (hey, must be the monkey)
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Damn you, Dreadnought. That's the first one that sprang to mind.
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We currently have a bulletin on myspace doing the same thing, except it's with movie titles, and substituting 'vagina' for any word (instead of 'monkey.') It's turning up some interesting results. ::: cocking an eyebrow :::
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We are the people that can find whatever you may need If you got the monkey honey, we got your disease -- guns n roses, welcome to the jungle Everybody look at me I'm pimp-ass monkey I know you wish to get with this tonight -- zebrahead, i'm monkey (money)
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Stop wasting my time You know what I want You know what I need Or maybe you don't Do I have to come right Flat out and tell you everything? Gimme some monkey Gimme sone monkey I'm nobody's fool I'm nobody's clown I'm treating you cool I'm putting you down But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed Gimme some monkey Gimme some monkey Don't get me wrong Try getting me right Your face is ok but your purse is too tight I'm looking for pound notes Loose change Bad checks, anything Gimme some monkey Gimme some monkey --Spinal Tap
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Whoa, take the monkey and run...
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jeff: We used to play a movie game where you substitute the word "penguin" for a word in a Clint Eastwood movie (acted or directed). Results? "The Good, the Bad and the Penguin" or "Mystic Penguin."
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i don't know what they want from me, it's like the more monkey we come across the more problems we see
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Million dollar penguin? Million penguin baby?
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They say our love won't pay the rent Before it's earned our monkey's always spent
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Penguin Dollar Baby?