February 04, 2005

Lovely parting gifts: For ladies, there's the Separation and Divorce Ring ("This glitter will take you thru the day ... and quietly, your smile will be the new beginning"). For gents, it's the Silver Bullet ("Say no to marriage. Say no to commitment. Say yes to the Silver Bullet").
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • The divorce ring made me think of this.
  • The Silver Bullet says "I'm a bitter jerk who hates women" and the Separation and Divorce Ring says "I like tacky sparkly jewelry to console myself". Also, they're both butt-ugly (particularly the ring) and I wouldn't wear either regardless of the sentiment. /divorced, remarried, not bitter, picky about jewelry And am I the only person who thinks a web site selling to adult women should be in any font other than Comic Sans? The first link was worth it for the amusement value alone.
  • Wow, is that an ugly ring. What disturbed me the most, though, was the little animated thingy with the hands. Wha? As for the silver bullet... I think I've dated that guy. *shudder*
  • If I am going to wear a ring that big, there had better be some super powers that come along with it.
  • LOL Bernockle!
  • *hides Green Lantern t-shirt from bernockle*
  • I want the ring where you get to yell "Sha-ZAM!" because that's fun to yell.
  • Um, yeah. The rings are about as tasteful & attractive as the fake, jeweled acrylic fingernails on one of those hand models. I found it a better option to upgrade my ex-wedding-ring into a new birthstone ring & earrings.
  • *takes out bracelet ex gave her* *takes out 100 TON HAMMER™* BAM BAM BAM! There...all better.
  • Alnedra can wield a 100-ton hammer. She's my new hero.
  • Of all the money I ever had, I spent it in good company, And all the harm I've ever done, alas was done to none but me and all I've done for want of wit, to memory now I can't recall so fill me to the parting glass, goodnight and joy be with you all. /drunken Mick
  • I suppose I'm the only one so deviant that everything about the Silver Bullet, from its name to its menu icons to the woman on the front page is making me think of the popular vibrator that goes by the same name.
  • No, PY, I thought of that too :)