February 03, 2005

Right Wing Ralphie! Sick of all those mamby-pamby, Homosexual Agenda-pushing, Traditional Family-destroying, depraved cartoon characters like SpongeBob (gay ambassador) SquarePants and Buster (the lesbian-loving) Rabbit? Then Right Wing Ralphie is for you!
posted by es el Queso 19 years ago
  • Yeah... but he's a fairy! /intentional ignorance
  • I'd hoped for funnier. I mean, really, we have a LOT of material just sitting around, waiting to be converted to comedic gold, and Ralphie didn't even tell one joke!
  • You'll shoot your eye out?
  • utterly terrifying.
  • I sent it to a rabid right-wing buddy of mine. I just know he'll love it.
  • Ralph Reed?
  • He may be a fairy, but much like Roy Cohn, we ain't claiming him.
  • I'd watch out for that rainbow...
  • It was a disappointment.