January 29, 2005

It's everywhere, it's everywhere
posted by Argh 19 years ago
  • Damn ... and I just had a(n) gyro today. [reformed vegatarian, now an omnivore]
  • Interesting -- goats are closely related to sheep, which get scrapie, another brain-wasting disease. So was this goat fed on pellets containing parts of dead cows, or what? More info would be helpful.
  • I recall Pratchett once wrote in Equal Rites, that goats got all the diseases that sheep get, plus all the diseases that cows get, plus a whole bunch of diseases of their own. Not sure if this only applied to Discworld goats though.
  • All I can say is B-a-a-a-a-ad
  • Narrator: A goat can feel happy A goat can feel sad A goat can feel wonderful A goat can feel mad Goat: Feel mad! Feel mad! Feel mad! It ain't bad to feel mad N: If someone pulled the hair on his chin Would a goat say nothing, stand there and grin? Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad! It ain't bad to get mad N: And what if someone gave him a fright Would a goat laugh, "Ha, ha, it's quite all right"? Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad! It ain't bad to get mad N: And what if someone does something unkind Would a goat pretend he doesn't mind? Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad! It ain't bad to get mad N: And if a friend lets him down Pig with ice cream cone: (snorting) Forgot to bring one for YOU. N: Would a goat say, "No matter, don't worry, I couldn't care less"? Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad! It ain't bad to get mad N: And in the end most folks are glad To find out what makes him mad All: He gets mad, he gets mad, he gets mad. It ain't bad to get mad! Goat: Yeah!
  • *applauds*
  • *butts shinything*
  • *bows, lands flat on face*
  • not only is goat meat tough, but now it's twitchy bring on the GM fruits and vegies!