January 29, 2005
Science alert!
Do your part in a scientific experiment that harnesses the power of hundreds of thousands of Internet-connected computers in the search for giant ape-like creatures. It’s yeti@home!
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The Sasquatch Militia Wants You!
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I hear the Militia is being watched.
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*ponders how to best represent Chewbacca's grunt in text*
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Fuck Yeah, this is an awesome idea. It's a bit of a wasted effort, though, since scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real. Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he's real. Listen real close to the audio tape, not human no you know he's real. Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no fucking way. No, you know he's real. Real, real, real real, real, real, really real, real.