January 27, 2005

Let me be the first to refer to them as... Moan Tones. This is, quite possibly, the 4th most awesome thing... ever.
  • The first on MoFi, that is.
  • "Hey Hugh, what's that... moaning I hear?!?!" "Erm... it's somebody else's mobile, dear! I'm on the tube!"
  • "If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough. In related news: New Yorker Julian McCullough is a tremendous loser.
  • Screw that. Save your money; I'll moan into your phone for some candy.
  • haven't we all been waiting for the cellphone equivalent of the whoopee cushion? that would be a delicate way to get out of meetings, having your phone fart you out of it...
  • Great. Just what I need to deal with from some guy across the table in a business meeting - his phone starting to embarassingly moan at him.
  • Moaning is part of some songs, sometimes annoyingly so. Maybe people have already done something similar by using musical moaning clips for their ring tones.
  • I want my phone to bleat like a llama when it needs me.
  • :(
  • Orgle, es el Queso, orgle.
  • C'mon, can't we already get the moan by setting our phones to Serge Gainsborg?
  • Am I the only person in the world who finds that just keeping my phone on vibrate and keeping the sound off at all times works very well? If I am within a few feet of it (most people keep it on their person), then I can feel it or hear it. If it is further away than that, THEN THE WORLD WILL NOT END IF I CALL THE PERSON BACK WHEN I GET THE MESSAGE.
  • bleat like a llama Someone's been reading Knights of the Dinner Table... Am I the only person in the world who finds that just keeping my phone on vibrate and keeping the sound off at all times works very well? Nope, I'm a vibrate man myself. We are, however, an extreme, if eminently sensible, minority. On the other hand, we do not raise an audio "I'm a butthole!" sign every time the missus calls to remind us to pick up the dry cleaning. So, we got that going for us, and that's nice.