January 27, 2005

deranged young fella makes super-KitKat (via qwghlm)
posted by prismatic7 19 years ago
  • And immediately eats it! Isn't the correct procedure to sell this kind of thing on ebay?
  • To properly sell it on Ebay you need to soften the chocolate and then jam Jesus's face into it. The resulting impression will be purchased by an online casino and displayed in malls throughout the land. Hallelujah.
  • The only thing sadder than this guy taking the time to do this and THEN taking the time creating a web page about it, is the fact that he thinks anyone is interested... I want that 30 seconds of my life back!
  • I want that 30 seconds of my life back! No worries - it's in the post.
  • It's cool because he doesn't even like kitkats. If he did, then his actions would be pathetic. He didn't do it because he digs kitkats, he did just because it was possible. There's not many better reasons than that.
  • hmmmm.. very interesting.... self post? Can't tell, two "Chris" names involved here... but, if not a self post, are we now in the habit of linking to each other's sites? Did George Bush pay someone for this? (but, if he did, he'll deny it).... sometimes I just wish I made sense....
  • Yes HuronBob, you've sussed me out. I set up an elaborately-constructed Australian alter-ego with the same name as my own last September, then posted regularly under it for five months, all for the sake of this one MoFi post. Really. I've never even met prismatic7, or had any contact with him, to my knowledge (though he seems a nice enough chap). He reads my blog, I lurk on MoFi, and it's a happy coincidence we share a forename.
  • Ok...now, should I believe that first paragraph or the second paragraph.... ? The first paragraph ends with the word "Really."(actually a one word sentence). Which should indicate that the writer (Chris, OR perhaps Chris!) means to indicate that the first paragraph is based in truth... But...then we have the second paragraph, which seems to indicate some confusion or perhaps an outright lie.. (note the "to my knowledge" phrase used here, a typical ploy oft used in governmental statements when there is a coverup afoot!)..and, WHY is the sharing of a forename a "happy" coincidence? Who is happy about this massive confusion? I'm going with paragraph number 1, thereby earning the right to say "I told you so!".. and..to you gwghlm (or whoever you might be) I say.. good show! You've fooled us all in this drawn out plot! Now...go eat that candy bar you little trickster you! :)
  • I'm Chris!
  • This is like the best episode of 21 Jump Street ever!
  • yeah, sure... now EVERYONE wants to be Chris... All I've got to say is, there is only ONE candy bar.. (or, as far as we know there is only one candy bar, but, given the lack of clear information and conflicting stories, there may be other candy bars, there may even be a cookie!!)
  • and, now that I think about it...there may be a chocolate covered banananananana out there someplace... What about it "Chris", is there a bananananananana????
  • *pulls up a chair to watch the show*
  • That Kit Kat wasn't as big as I expected.
  • I would have traded a 100 grand for that big KitKat.
  • to properly sell it on Ebay you need to soften the chocolate and then jam Jesus's face into it Let me get this straight: are we talking Jesus Chris here?
  • MonkeyFilter: We're talking Jesus Chris.
  • I'm kit!
  • [kat]
  • Now if someone makes a giant Reese's peanut butter cup, I'm there.
  • I'm holding out for someone to create a colossus of baby Snickers bars.
  • "jesus chris"....hmmmm.. davinci code ....... I'm starting to see this... someone get me a ticket to OZ...then on to the UK...we're gonna get this sorted out! Second coming...yep... get the marketing people...we're gonna be rich!
  • jesus chris, superstar give me a bit of that kit kat bar! song!!!! I made a song!
  • and I just sang along. Catchy.
  • You are all silly, silly people. Silly.
  • And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Almond Joy Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
  • MCT... I really wish you hadn't brought up Almond Joys..... now someone is going to figure out that, if you take out the almonds, fill the void with coconut and plaster the repair with chocolate, you would have a Mounds Bar (which, in my opinion are better!)... and then there will be a web page, and we'll have to make fun of it, and NOBODY will get ANY work done....
  • oh, for chris sake. i go to bed and this is what happens? sorry qwghlm chris - i din't know you were a lurker here! i just thought it was cool... now they tooked me nanar 'way! *sadness*
  • So Bill Bailey is a comic who mentioned doing this and the linked guy decided to do it? Reminds me of the time I heard someone on a tv sitcom joke that his hair was dyed with Kool-Aid and then tried it. I haven't seen or tried Kit Kat chunkies yet - they look neat - but I have tried mint and orange flavored KKs courtesy of the local 99cents store.
  • oh, hello linked guy.
  • Wow, you had a much more sophisticated primary school art class than I did. I think we were still using very chunky crayons and trying to stay within the lines. Excellent post, and even more excellent kitkat bar. Mmmmmmm. )
  • I'm Chris! And so is my wife...