January 25, 2005

• I'm scared (scarred?) by his Unicorn Wells painting. [And there's a joke about a Naked Carpenter's Unicorn in here someplace, but I'll be damned if I can find it...]
• Be *extra* wary of splinters, dude.
• sfw?
• "Nice rack, lady. Where you want the blinds?"
• oops, sorry mid, yes, safe for work. just a photo of a naked guy with a sign across his midsection.
• (I read "Unicorn Wells" as "Unicron Welles," which made me think of Orson Welles' voice work in The Transformer's movie as, coincidentally, Unicron. The internets disstroyed my brain. And come ON--"Rodimus Prime"? Give me a fucking BREAK. Worst. Makeover. Ever.
• Reminds me of Bob and Tom's Mr. Obvious who did a bit about a naked carpenter. Scroll down to the "deck" one.
• crud, i guess you have to be a subscriber to hear it. oh well, look on your favorite file sharing network, i'm sure it is on there.
• Don't forget to sign the guestbook.
• and...his statement "we acquire a handful of tools"... could only lead to very bad jokes.......
• You have a very unique mullet. It reminds me of a 1988 nascar race. Thank you for reminding me of that race. I had a corndog and it was good. Posted by The Hair God on January 25, 2005 something tells me that's a monkey's comment...
• Maybe he can also help comfort distressed homeowners, just like the Sensitive Naked Man.
• Orson Welles' voice work in The Transformer's movie as, coincidentally, Unicron. TP, that was one of my favourite movies ever! Orson Welles was Unicron? *flabbergasted* I agree, the whole Rodimus Prime thing was a bit of a farce.
• Alnedra: according to the "trivia" on the imdb page linked above, TTM was officially Welles' last film. There was some controversy about whether Welles did the voice work or if (since Welles died before the movie came out) Leonard Nimoy (Galvatron--another bad makeover) did it. Welles' agent apparently confirmed that Welles did it before he died. Incidentally the wealth of trivia, quotes, and goofs on that page is breathtaking, and more than a little sad. Which is not to say I didn't devour every bit of it...
• Wow. I never knew there were so many celebrities in the cast. Eric Idle?? Woah. I have to go home and dig out my VHS of the movie now.... SideDish, so sorry for hijacking this thread. *bow*
• So...this transformers movies, it is better than the animated toy tie-in cartoon? Because that was a lot of fun when I was eight, but I don't really remember much to support a feature film...
• Oh man, the movie was great. Optimus and Megatron had this big duel, and then Optimus got mortally injured and had to pass the Matrix to Ultra Magnus ( who couldn't get the bloody thing open). There was a cute female Transformer called Arcee. Unicron was scary (and vaguely Oriental-looking). Starscream dumping a debilitated Megatron out the hatch was funny, and I loved the music. Then you had the Quintessons, and their weird trials. And the really, really cool bit? It's set in 2005. Yep, this year. My dad and I actually had a long discussion once about how the Transformers series jumped the shark after Megatron got transformed into Galvatron - and Rodimus Prime was unfit to polish Optimus' spare ratchets. My mom, as usual, just thought we were both insane.
• YAY!! I got a response from the Naked carpenter in his guestbook.
• Now I have to rent that movie, dammit. I rented the G.I. Joe movie last year, and it. Was. GOLD. Don Johnson as Flint's younger brother, the screw-up who was sent to The Slaughterhouse to be whipped into shape by Sgt. Slaughter and his rag-tag band of goofballs. We all go home, or NOBODY GOES HOME!!!