January 23, 2004

What do golf, a Scottish liqueur and the Norwegian Arctic have in common? Funny you should ask...
  • ...the area consists of up to 5,000 individual polar bears making it one of the biggest polar bear community in the world. Indeed 'security' will be needed to line the route of TDWIGC 2004 to fire warning signals if any bears try to get to close to competitors. Now that's a man's man golf course. Although I hear if you actually hit a polar bear it's an automatic mulligan.
  • The thing I find most amusing is the suggestion that Drambuie ("best drunk on ice") be served on the rocks. Hnff!
  • I have a new life goal. Screw the whole world ruling despot thing, I've decided to be a professional ice golfer. I'll get myself sponsored by a vodka company. Until my liver gives out, it'll be smooth sailing. After that, I'll appear in endless anti-drinking commercials. I need your help though. Seems I'm a bit low on cash for the plane ticket.