January 19, 2005

Jesus Christ! A Condom! Apparently, Spanish Catholics are ready to make the leap into the 20th century...a hundred years late.

But only to help stem the tide of AIDS. Which is good, of course. Baby(less) steps, people. Still, I bet the Pope is shaking with rage.

  • Well, he's shaking, anyway.
  • Wow! Now, can we get some of these apparently progressive, forward-thinking spaniards to come over to the US and tell us americans more about the benefits of these marvelous condoms? Our government here is of the opinion that they are not worth using. (Maybe people would listen to the spaniards, because although they are foreign, they are not french. Oh, wait. They're catholic. Damn.)
  • Better late than never.
  • better latex than never... [sorry]
  • better late than 10 months later . . .
  • better late than ejaculate.
  • better late than lactate...
  • Better late than gestate.
  • I will not be needing one, thank you.
  • AIDS actually appeared in humans around 1920, so it's just under 100 years too late. But good guess.