January 19, 2005

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got the clap, so you do too. Wow. This is just a cold way to do it. I'll exchange fluids with you, but won't call you about a potentially life threatening situation?
posted by arse_hat 19 years ago
  • Oh, this is sooooooo going to be abused. I have only one or two people I dislike enough to gift with sleepless nights .... But I would never send them to my enemies. I'll send them to the wife's email, instead. :0
  • oh BlueHorse yoo are da shitz. ;-)
  • It's a good test of faithfulness. Send one to the SO, then wait and see if he or she mentions that some crazy twat sent an insulting card. If they don't mention anything, then what should we think?
  • Would you rather not know at all, or get one of these cards?
  • I love this....
  • This is going into my "Mean tricks and general mayhem" bookmarks folder.
  • "Would you rather not know at all" Sure, it'll turn black and fall off in it's own good time.