January 19, 2005

The Hasselhoffian Recursion. I've never wanted to die this much in my life. Hypnotic, truly.
posted by pippa feather 19 years ago
  • Must.. not.. stare...
  • How does one get vomit out of a keyboard?
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! My eyes... zee goggles do nothing!
  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
  • Argh
  • Jesus Christ on a pogo stick I've gone blind. Thankfully. Really, what *did* we do before the internet came along?
  • This goes and proves me right. I always thought the guy was kind of a dick head.
  • Why is it so hard to click that little 'close window' thingy when you REALLY need to?
  • I'm so glad I keep my hands close to the 'alt' and 'left arrow' keys... I escaped after only about five iterations. Still, my head spins.
  • Videodrome started this way, y'know...
  • Wow. Just. Wow.
  • Noooooooooooo!!!
  • if only i were in the position to curate the collection of artworks that represent 'human culture in total' for some deep-space craft...
  • Jesus. I just finished watching The Power Of Nightmares on TV. What the hell are you trying to do to me? What's your hideen agenda? Why is that image still burnt on the back of my retinas even though I clicked 'back' five minutes ago?
  • I wet myself in terror. again.
  • Those damn Germans!
  • I wish it were smoother. It jumps from his face to his navel.
  • "How does one get vomit out of a keyboard?" arse_hat - You do it the same way I dried my hair growing up in the winter: you freeze it, and then shake the vomit out of it.
  • This is the most evil thing I have ever seen on the internet.
  • I, uh..... I'm....... Er..... uh..... Whrrrr. nnnnh?
  • Thanks bernockle. You should write for the farmers alamnac. Thats great!
  • Eeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiil.
  • Hmmm, this is one of those sites that FireFox is being hinky about loading. Although I've read all the comments and it may be just as well ....
  • MonkeyFilter: Really, what *did* we do before the internet came along? MonkeyFilter: Why is it so hard to click that little 'close window' thingy when you REALLY need to? MonkeyFilter: I wet myself in terror. again. MonkeyFilter: "How does one get vomit out of a keyboard?" FireFox: Protecting me from myself.
  • GramMa, will the page not load at all? Do you have javascript turned on in FireFox?
  • "FireFox: Protecting me from myself." Worked for me damn it!
  • Fuck you!
  • Erp.
  • THAT WAS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!!
  • Which once again proves my theory: Internets love David Hasselhoff
  • Holy God, I'm so glad I had my coffee first. Now I'm off to flay the nipples from my chest as punishment.
  • Why the fuck did I click on that.
  • So, is this SFW or what? Is there sound? Just HOW SFW is it? Me scared.
  • It is technically SFW and sound free. But it will hurt you all the same.
  • Hasselhoffilicious.
  • "My eyes...the goggles do nothing!" I would've gone with "Hasselhovian."
  • Hmmm, this is one of those sites that FireFox is being hinky about loading. Although I've read all the comments and it may be just as well .... Firefox is designed to protects it's users from Hasselholf.
  • You want The Hoff??! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HOFF!! SuperGruven Music Video featuring Hoff & Kitt
  • Fantastic. Hoff's Greatest Hits, all stuffed into a video where goes cruising for underage girls and uses the ejector seat on them when they aren't compliant enough. (And was KITT a left-side driver? I don't remember that...)
  • Some things you can never unsee. Or unhear. I hate you. I HATE YOU!
  • I'm not touchin' that link. No. Effing. Way.
  • That was awesome.
  • Caught the Hoffmeister performing this live last week on some silly American Idol wannabe show he is a judge on (I DO NOT WATCH - BUT MY EYES COULD NOT LOOK AWAY AS I CAUGHT THE HOFFMEISTER WHILE FLIPPING THROUGH CHANNELS!!111!). He looked in his prime I tell you. The women were swooning. The vocals were infectious. JUMP IN MY CAR!!!!! Oh yes!!! YES!!! *throws down a twenty for the CD* phew
  • He looks kinda awful in that video. Oh, and thanks for reminding me to show the Recursion to my new co-workers. Their pain was delightful.
  • Anderson, Hasselhoff part of 'Baywatch' reunion While her trademark curves are still intact, Anderson, 39, looked unusually trim as she walked the red carpet and discussed the DVDs. . . . Hasselhoff, 54, looked tired as he made his way down the press line. oooo dis!