January 18, 2005

Write a caption for this pic! Yeah it's lame but how can you resist?
posted by squeak 19 years ago
  • "I told you I wanted to drive a racecar and this is what you bring me? Assholes."
  • "Now I know Indulgences are a bit outdated but what can we get for a full sized one of these?"
  • "So you're saying that Jesus actually did build my hotrod? Well, ding-a-ding-dang my dang-a-long-ling-long."
  • You've heard of hell in a handbasket? How about heaven in a hot rod?
  • mct, heh heh.
  • *places bet on mct's hilarity*
  • 'Pope John Paul II checks out the new design for the Popemobile.'
  • "God DAMMIT! It *still* looks too much like the fucking Batmobile! Now, you imbeciles get back to the motherfucking drawing board, and if you come back to me with *anything* that still looks like the god. damn. piece. of. shit. batmobile, I'm going to have some thugs from Opus Dei come over and rip out your souls for excommunication by hand - do you get me??"
  • If you can do that in Polish, I'll send you cash.
  • The memo last week entitled "Polish Car" didn't mean for you to shine this damn thing!!! I wanted you to take this WOP-mobile outta my sight and get me my toy Dacia!!!
  • "Brbreebbebeebbbebbeeebeeb..be..bee... Heh??"
  • "My...that's a big cucaracha"
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  • thanks Babelfish!
  • I really wish there were a Polish word for "Batmobile."
  • "No, I have already secured an auto loan from the Vatican Bank; but please, tell me again about the extended warranty plan."
  • "It's a nice car, and yes, I'd like two of these tidy, hand-clasping executives."
  • Hey, look at me, I'm the Pope. I'm old. I hate gay people. I need cream for my joints. I don't know what sex is. I hate Italians because they are fucking everywhere. I'm the Pope.
  • My God, they look bigger on the telly!
  • "... and you're sure you can refit the popmobile around this?"
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  • "500 BHP? That's nothing compared with the power of the Dark Side!"
  • "God, I sang 'a Mercedes Benz', you deaf sod!
  • "Eeeeexcellent. And how are plans progressing on the Popecave?"
  • "Your Holiness wrote the dimensions on a cocktail napkin. This is the final piece." /Spinal Tap
  • "I think I just farfegnugened in my cassock."
  • "The Jews are in awe, Your Holiness. Mass conversions began this morning."
  • Unh! *clunk* sorry, sorry . . mea culpa
  • "And is the cocaine to scale?"
  • "Two questions. Where's the remote, and do we have enough batteries?"
  • "You say this works for Michael Jackson? We'll take it to the playground tomorrow and try it out"
  • SKRIK WINS!
  • "There is no God. it's all a silly medevil superstition."
  • "I'm sorry Mr.Schumacher...it's a nice gift and all, but that deal you made with the Devil can't be overturned."
  • "What's Latin for 'Pimp My Ride', yo?"
  • Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Ferrari, Thy will be done at Monza, as it is at Imola. Give us this year our driver's championship; and forgive Michael Schumacher his trespasses as we forgive those drivers who try to overtake us, and lead us not into the pits; but deliver us from Williams. Amen.
  • Alternatively: Hail Schumacher, full of Grace, The Lord is with you, Blessed are you among drivers, and blessed is your team-mate, Ruebens Barrichello, Holy Schumacher, Driver of God, pray for us F1 Fans, now, and at the hour of our death from boredom. Amen
  • "Prix Vobiscum"
  • Any way I can get an alternate link? All I see when I click is some basketball shot. Obviously I'm missing something.
  • Here. Must move down the list as they add new pics.
  • gargh! Thanks MCT I just noticed that myself.
  • Ahhh... now all of these comments make a lot more sense.
  • "I can't fit inside this thing! Imbeciles!"
  • Yeah, I didn't get it either. Thanks, mct.
  • "My head won't come off!"