January 18, 2005

The Manchurian Candidate? A new book claims to reveal evidence that the CIA, FBI and Aristotle Onassis hypnotised a Palestinian man into assassinating Robert Kennedy.

I like this theory because I firmly believe that Angela Lansbury is mixed up in this somehow.

posted by Wolof 19 years ago
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  • God, I love stuff like this.
  • Dammit, if I ever have to be a patsy for the Illuminati I hope they'll at least let me hit the damn target. As for the killed Kennedys, all I got to say is I'm with Malcom X on this one. But Wolof, why do you think Angela Lansbury was involved? I don't get it.
  • Lansbury was the evil string-pulling mother in the original Manchurian Candidate.
  • Well, RFK was shot in the back of the head, & Sirhan fired from the front, so...
  • If nothing else, Lansbury should be able to solve the mystery, right?
  • You sick fucks. *pays Nostril royalty*
  • I typed: "Malcom X" Two Ls, nitwit: to wit, "MALCOLM". (There goes my image as an infallible jeenyus.)
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