January 17, 2005

• Sorry, but....this is all I can think of.... evil, evil look to this cat (are we SURE it is a cat?).....
• I make it a point never to argue with zombies, especially quick moving ones. Hurrah!
• Lacking whiskers, can these cats prowl and slip in or out of tight-fitting spaces? So bare! People notice the wrinkles On their wizened looking faces; Don't they sunburn out in the sun? Do they catch winter colds? Or little mices? Can such de-furred cats have feline fun?
• Yeah, my mum used to say that the whiskers are needed to sense the holes & stuff around them, tight fitting places, but is that true? Plus I think these little blighters would need woollen coats in winter, and to be kept out of the sun in summer! Very appealing, though.
• E.T. phone home
• they look like the child of a human and a cat
• Looks like chicken.
• but...does it TASTE like chicken?
• Ah, they haven't got no whiskers, these chinless sons of cats; they're bald, but are they friskier than cats of unglazed bisque are? And yes, they're cute, but looks ain't all -- I'd like to think they have some qual- ity of life, could even thrive if they zip out a door, as cats often may, would it survive, if lost, longer than a day?
• oh no, bees, now i want to make little coats for all of them!
• Nostril, that is true. The length of their whiskers is equal to the width of their bodies, so they know if they can fit in small spaces or not based on what their whiskers "tell" them.
• "qual- ity " ouch.......... and i checked they "don't taste like chicken"... more like bats....
• I don't know... The first thing that came to me was Yoda.
• Actually, this makes me want to shave my cat.
• Completely hairless women. Now that is an fpp waiting to happen.
• I'm NOT googling that
• According to Mike Myers [warning: fortunecity popups], holding a Sphynx feels like holding someone's ass. Take a professional's word for it, folks.
• Say what you will about how they look, I have it on unimpeachable authority that they make good bait.
• They're good if you want the companionship of an animal, but you have certain allergies which prevent you from owning a pet. (A friend of mine is saving up for one, cause she can't tolerate any animal dander, but loves kitties) That said, if one of these ever snuck up on me, I'd probably bash it to death simply due to reflex... creeeeeeepy...
• If I ever get a cat, it'll be one of those; maybe with a sweater, during cold days. I like cats, but hate the fuzzy stuff they left behind on fabrics and on their nests. On of those mexican hairless dogs also appeals to me...
• Angry shaved cat - check out lion_cut and lion2.
• Bert?
• They are cute in a fetal pig vampire kinda way. I'd love to hang out with one and see if they felt as cool as a regular kitty's operation-shaved tummy. If they did I'd lurk around fountains and under midway rides until I'd accumulated enough change to buy a herd of them to sleep on my bed at night. Soooooooooooooft bed of caaaaaaaaaaats. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
• monkeyfilter: cute in a fetal pig vampire kinda way *can't believe no one has made a hairless pussy joke...*
• Yeah, I really had to hold myself back, there.
• holding a Sphynx feels like holding someone's ass. Take a professional's word for it, folks. Goetter: re another thread: horses do not vomit, but BlueHorses shoot hot tea out of their nose. And it hurt, damn you! Why do these cats all look so pissed? It's not like you can rub their fur wrong.