January 16, 2005

What's better? Japanese schoolgirl uniforms or the Episcopal Church? A hot dog toaster or Bobby Brown's mugshot? The letter E or Calista Flockhart? Now YOU decide. Warning: addictive as all hell, but probably a double. I try.
posted by Mfpb 2 21 19 years ago
  • You are right. That is addictive as hell. The most difficult decision I had to make was Wyatt Earp v. An Anglerfish. Tricky. After much painful deliberation, I went for the Anglerfish. Most people disagreed with me. Most people diagreed with me most of the time.
  • That is some completely random shit by any measure.
  • marvelous
  • poo OR shampoo???
  • Joan Jett or Wrestling is Real? Tough call!
  • Grimace vs. The Rock? No brainer. Napping vs. Brutal Honesty? ZZZZZZZ... A Monster Train vs. Cartman? That was tough. And I was surprised more people liked "The Four Horsemen" than Hunter S. Thompson. Must.... tear.... myself.... away.... did I just pick Festivus over Foregiveness?...
  • I have a bunch of random pictures so I decided to contribute some to the whatsbetter.com database... If you see... Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons Brains from Thunderbirds the Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine Froggy (of Magic Twanger fame) cockpunch or Monkeyfilter, blame me.
  • I just added "Badgers", "A drawing of a stapler" and "This dude with a melty face", in case anybody spots them...
  • Bronze bust of George W. Bush vs. hotel soap? Y'know, I was planning on doing something productive this evening. This is what I get for checking Monkeyfilter when I'm supposed to be working, isn't it?
  • my favorite was "Anti-war hippies" vs. "Heinz mustard." Random coincidence or political statement? YOU MAKE THE CALL.
  • "Spike or Liberace?" Oh, man. (Not saying what I picked.)
  • The Tengwar Alphabet vs. Janis Joplin. THE TENGWAR ALPHABET VS. FUCKING JANIS JOPLIN. I love my life.
  • "Basement tunnel or Cow Penis w/ Five Ingredients?" Once again, oh, man!
  • "The Enterprise or Vegas Show Girls?" This is just cruel. (OK, I'm done)
  • Kim Gordon vs. Memepool. Heh.
  • Kimbo wins in a canter. Sorry, memepool.
  • Very strange -- but fun. My taste is evidently All Wrong. That, or ye are supposed to lie when ye answer. The first questions it asked me were: "Dark sky" or "Ice cream"? -- I said dark sky, "Moms Mabley" or "Genki" -- I said Moms Mabley, "The Monkees" or "Stephen King" -- I said Stephen King. Didn't do any better after that. Only twice managed to align with most people's preferences. Ah, well.
  • N'Sync vs. Menopause. I had to get my girlfriends input, and she voted for N'Sync, though just barely.
  • Only works with IE?!?
  • It's making me choose between George W. Bush and Jerry Falwell. I'm paralyzed.
  • pyrrthon1: works like a champ with Firefox 1.0F and winxp...
  • Thanks gren, that's exactly what I'm working with. I've been having problems with Firefox for the past couple of days. Pages aren't loading for some reason.
  • Which is better, AIDS or the Holocaust? That one kind of stopped me in my merry ranking tracks.
  • Having your own action figure, or Malfunctioning guidance system? the picture for malfunctioning guidance system is so great, i had to vote for that one...
  • WWE's Rob Van Damor a Yeast Infection??? I'm out of that place.
  • Zombie Children vs. Fudge Packer ... I just can't decide ...
  • Shoe House vs. Jon Stewart in Drag!
  • I am deeply intrigued by this Cow Penis. Let alone how such an alchemical majesty can form from only Five Ingredients.
  • Toby Keith vs. Being Drafted. No contest. How sad
  • I am deeply intrigued by this Cow Penis. goetter, you're such a tagline whore. Well, I for one will not give you that satisfaction... :-)
  • Monkeyfilter: such a tagline whore Have at thee, knave!
  • They gots Turkmenbashi!
  • The Earth is Round vs. Finger Monkey AIEEE!!!
  • "Satan" vs. "Bush Unveils New Theme" followed by "The Lever" vs. "Richard Dawkins" Hmmm.
  • Hah! One to goetter. Pyrrthon1: I'm having trouble in FF getting pages to load also--especially ones that I haven't accessed before or don't visit frequently. Anybody else with this problem? I luvs my FireFox, sure hope this is temporary
  • I'm so sorry. I had the choice between Lou Reed and Lil' Markie. I had to pick the Lil' Markie record, hands down. I just love "Diary of an Unborn Child", and I know it's wrong, but I do. For those of you unfamiliar with this song, you can listen to it here.
  • And for a change of pace, What's worse? (Found via an image in What's Better?)
  • Works fine on Safari, BTW.
  • ...and What's Worse is pop up hell!
  • timecube or destroy all monsters? real friendship versus a cat with a tiny face? ostrich on the loose versus sigmund freud action figure? how is a thoughtful person supposed to make solomonic decisions such as these?!