January 15, 2005
Mmm, Sheep Brain Salad Dressing.
Police are investigating Wednesday's food-tampering incident at Vestal High School, where officials say a student found the piece of brain at the bottom of a container of dressing at the salad bar.
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A salad bar at high school?? Geez, I must be getting old.
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either they're miffed at the lack of "milk sauce" like in the canned version or they should check that sneeze guard
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Maybe it was a piece of cauliflower.
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Ick and ewe.
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Whoever is responsible for this should be baaned or disbaared.
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officials say there wasn't enough preservative in the brain matter to cause health problems Call me a ninny, but wouldn't that be a problem in and of itself? Rotting sheep brains, yo! Rotting sheep brains! Pardon me. I'm gonna chunder now.
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My sainted Granny tells me that among her dad's favorite foods was fried sheep's brains in batter. MMmmmmm mmm. Lotsa protein. Yummy yummy no wonder he died of heart disease. Also tripe, which is some kind of vile concoction of the spongey bits of sheep or cow stomach. If he didnt' have enough fat on his bacon or pork chops, he'd complain, sometimes preferring the fat to the meat. This was pretty common in't old days, so I hardly think a bit of sheep's brain is going to do much harm on its own .. not physically, anyway. Oh, apart from the whole spongiform encephalopathy thing.
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How did the pupil know it was sheep brain matter? And who fucked the brains out of the sheep?
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And this is worse than regular school lunch food how? regular-school-lunch-food-how
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Tripe is the lining of the cow's stomach (No, I don't know which one). Tastes a bit sour, vaguely like weak vinegar, and apart from that, has surprisingly little cow/beef flavour. Never eaten brains. Nor plan to start -- life should have some mysteries left in it.
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Braaaaiiinssssss
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For those of you who didn't read the report: "Someone took a piece of sheep's brain from an anatomy class at a Binghamton-area school and placed it in the salad dressing in the school cafeteria. ...officials say there's no evidence anyone ate any of the preserved brain matter, and no one has reported getting sick." But, I'd say that the preservation was more of a problem than the piece of brain. Labs usually use formaldehyde to preserve stuff. A little of that swimming around in your salad dressing seems way more oogly.