January 14, 2005
Obituaries of the Future
- Nov. 11, 2009 - Busey – Gary (65) fell to his death from the top of the Bunny Lodge in Laughlin, Nevada, after a brief standoff with the Nevada police, screaming about his ferrets getting into a fracas with some weasels.
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Fracas with some weasels? It doesn't even say that, you jackass.
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Hey, Nosey. Why the long face? HA HA HA HA HA!
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Fucker.
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In a similar genre: R.I.P. River
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This was pretty fucking funny. Anyone ever see one of the print versions of the magazine, and if so, is it worth checking out?
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(He'll never be an) Old Man River.