January 06, 2005

Monkey Meter Road Rage Rate and see how you city's Road Rage index is.
posted by The Engineer's Monkey 19 years ago
  • It's US only. And we all know that USAsians drive like pussies.
  • Still, they're better than women. Of course, that means that Asian women are the absolute worse. That, and Jews. Damn Jews and their Jewmobiles.
  • Quick, Goy wonder! To the Jewmobile! [cue theme music]
  • Elderly asian women wearing hats in Volvos sporting a christianity "fish" sticker should be avoided like the plague.
  • Meh. They didn't have Fort Worth, Texas. I know it's close to Dallas, but the traffic patterns are totally different in the two cities, and Fort Worth is the 20th largest city in the U.S. without Dallas- bigger than Boston and Washington, D.C.
  • Great watermelons! Boise's not listed. What do I have to do to get us on the map, run over a bicycle?
  • They don't have New Delhi, India, which would require a level of Super Heated Nuclear Meltdown Danger Level 8.