January 06, 2005

• Scaremongering.
• They'd get much more response with a billboard on I-80.
• Anyway, shouldn't it be a saffron alert?
• The Chinese have got him. Or he may be dead. The Chinese continue to promote their false Panchen (antilama?) Probably all we can do is pray.
• monkeyfilter: a period when there is no Dalai Lama whilst the new Incarnation is being sought
• For $25,585 I'll find the little sucker myself. But I still ain't killin' no damn puppy!
• For $25,585 I'll find the little sucker myself. But I still ain't killin' no damn puppy!
• Fucking back button again. $25,582
• Stop looking for the next Panchen Lama - simply build your own! Except it doesn't work :(
• Also, I may have misunderstood.
• As always. Now make abasement. Beer sent to me will do.
• Here's a llama! There's a llama! (flash)
• Also, I may have misunderstood.
• Llamas are larger than frogs.
• I understood fine, I just happen to like llamas.
• Also, I stood under miss.
• The Llama is a quadruped that lives in large rivers like the Amazon.
• Llamas who lived in the Amazon also lived in: The Nile The Euphrates The Danube Write an on-line review and share your thoughts with other llamas.
• a quadruped that lives in large rivers like the Amazon No, no, that's capybaras. Lammas is an ancient pagan holiday celebrating the wheat harvest, held on August 1st.
• What? No, that's a lemming. You're think of the llambada - the "forbidden dance".
• You're thinking of lembas, the delicious elfish treat.
• No, no, no. You're thinking of the friendly lamprey. Or maybe a limpet.
• Will you all please stop talking about the capital of Peru, already?
• No, flash, lianas aren't in Peru, they're found in the jungle. extra-special bonus nonsense: monkey ladder liana!
• Happy Lammas. Happy llamas. Happy lamas. ...and a long beak for eating honey
• Dairy Lama
• lemma?
• Lemmon
• If I looking for lama
• Him name is Panchen Green Lama. P.S. I'll find my lama.
• LlamaFilter: Where did all the monkeys go?
• Tony Llama?
• This is a llame thread.
• I simply can't stop listening to that song.
• The one-l lama, He's a priest. The two-l llama, He's a beast. And I will bet A silk pajama There isn't any Three-l lllama.* *The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as a three-alarmer. Pooh.
• (whoops! Attribution - Ogden Nash)
• Shamma llama ding dong.
• *profoundly disappointing*
• Some of the worst poetry on earth--Llama Poetry! snort snuffle spit In the somewhat less-than-immortal words of that pointy-hat-wearing historical terrorist Ghengis Khan: "I'd rather have my entrails trampled by a wild musk ox -- while I am still connected to them -- than be forced to read a llama's poetry." Worse than a llama's poetry, is bad poetry about llamas found on the web: Ode to the Llama Greg Hatch Oh the Llama is a might beast But not to say the least of the yak which does not lack a certain hair-do of the emu. Oh the LLama is a silly animal It prances and dances around the carnival I like to eat toasy yam-ivals. This poem is nearly done My mind is turned into an aqualung, My, my this was lot-o-fun And I will never again run. Now I'm going to back slowly away from this thread
• Thanks to this thread I learned a new word today! Did you know that llamas orgle when they're horny? Not sure what lamas do.
• Whatever it is, it's under their saffron robes.
• I'm just mad about saffron A-saffron's mad about me They call me mellllow llama... orgle orgle
• I was just waitin' for someone to come up with that one!
• An account by the Free Tibet campaign.
• The Panchen Lama is currently missing from Asia, which encompasses many countries, not just Japan, Hong Kong/China, Indonesia, or other Eastern Asian countries like Phillippines. Thank you.
• No entry found for orgle. Curses! Foiled again!
• Huh. It interesting to see that the phrase "Amber Alert" has gone worldwide. The phrase originated near my hometown in Texas. ... return to the funny :)
• China has commuted a death sentence for prominent Tibetan monk Tenzin Deleg Rinpoche to life imprisonment.
• Missing Tibetan Lama comes of age
• Tibet’s Stolen Child: Where is Panchen Lama?
• The Panchen Lama's Birthday