January 06, 2005

Drinkometer 2 - are you very, very drubk? Would you like to be? How about just simulating it? Then try this crappy old FLASH simulation where you can get pissed, squeeze the barmaid's tits, & have shitty novelty products hawked at you. This is my life in a nutshell.

I actually have that Simpson's Talking Bottle Opener. It's funny. For about 5 drinks.