January 03, 2005

African Tomb assists you in scattering a loved one's ashes in Africa. Also, 3 X PEOPLE WILL EACH RECEIVE AN AFRICAN TOMB GIFT BASKET FILLED WITH AFRICAN GOODIES! Hmmm.

posted by SideDish 19 years ago

Ah, my ashes spread in mother Africa. Actually, I'm having mine secretly dumped into a cement mixer of some tall edifice (the choice of building is up to my family) that will then be a monument to me! I'm hoping that they come up with something ironic (an addition to the Ronald Reagan Library, a Walmart, etc...) Cheap and good fun.
posted 19 years ago by squidranch
I'm not sure what the hell this is, but I sure don't like it! It teems with "crocodile" and "hippo"!
posted 19 years ago by Little Durian
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posted 19 years ago by coppermac
"AFRICAN TOMB HOLIDAY AND TOURIST DESTINATION MONTHLY MAGAZINE! ONLY $9-93 EACH!" Brought to you by the fine folks at The New Yorker.
posted 19 years ago by Argh

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January 03, 2005