January 03, 2005

Here Y'are: Free Frogurt - Just print this coupon out & run on in to a TCBY (whatever the hell that stands for) store. One free cup of TCBY Low Carb Lovers frozen yogurt. But only one each, remember! Offer expires at the end of January. And no, I do not own a franchise, nor am I being paid for this. It's free, dammit.
posted by Nostrildamus 19 years ago
  • TCBY (whatever the hell that stands for) The Country's Best Yogurt, if I am not mistaken.
  • also "This Can't Be Yogurt"
  • This Cunt's Bought Yemen
  • On the topic of free stuff, Baskin Robbins gives away free ice creams in May each year, and for each freebie they give money to a literacy program. US-only, probably. They were doing that while I lived there - it started in 2000.
  • this cock's been yearning
  • They Climax By Yodelling
  • Tao-te-Ching By Yanni
  • They Came By Yak
  • You also get a Frogurt. The frogurt is also cursed. It comes with one free topping. The topping is also cursed.
  • That Chicken Bit You
  • Tracicle Can Ban You.
  • This Could Be Yucky.
  • The Cat Brought Yams
  • Tough Cheese, Bitch. Yeah!
  • That Coyote back yonder.
  • This could bury you.
  • As it is low carb frozen yogurt, (in which they take a noxious bacterial frappe and suck out the one thing that might be worth ingesting in it), I think free is the naturally occurring market price.
  • Twenty chaps bearing yogurt -- They could be Yugoslavian. They can be yours. Terribly cheeky bastards, yessir.
  • Thanks, Nostril. I've just printed out a couple pagefuls to hand out. And Fes, I like the stuff, so phhhutttt!
  • Total Carb Blasting Yogi
  • The Christ Bought Yarn
  • The Christ Bought Yarn
  • I haven't tried this TCBY stuff* but another freebie day (usually right around the time of Baskin Robbins's free cone day) is Ben & Jerry's free cone day - I'm pretty sure they give you a scoop with the cone. *actually, the last time I had the frogurt was when I had access to a dining hall and could dispense it straight from a machine on to my plate of fresh, warm waffles.
  • Disclosure: Nostril used to make ice cream. Both premium, full-fat, absolutely to-die-for ice cream, and non-dairy, lo-fat ice cream, also. And he was fuckin' good at it, too. A monster on the Frigomat. It was for a small company in Perth about 15 years ago. Terrifying Chy Blabs Yumminess
  • Hey, if I print out 10,000 of these, do I get $100 from somebody? <*refilling ink cartridges*>
  • guaranteed 100 percent artificial!
  • Those Crazy Banana Yielders?
  • Toppings contain potassium benzoate, yo /obligatory simpsons reference
  • Thank you, dammit.
  • Thank (Cocky Bastard) You!
  • That's Curious But Yellow
  • May I also say "Thank you!" Nice start to the day!!! Oh joy!