January 21, 2004

Steel Ball Bam-Bam-Bam! Japanese people stop demolition balls with their hands! And then throw them back! I have no idea at all how to play this. Just press space at the right moment to stop the ball and let go when the thingy's at the right angle.
posted by Blaise Bailey Finnegan 20 years ago
  • I am confused but excited. MonkeyFilter: The mission is never end...
  • Okay, so I've finally worked out how to play. 1) As the wrecking ball flies at you, hit space and hold it down (about 10m is a good place to start). 2) As the gauge reaches 50%, let go. 3) Twat your B and N keys like buggery to build up power. I'm assuming that the leftmost wrecking ball is easiest to throw far, but does least damage, whilst the rightmost is hardest to throw but does most damage.
  • Mister, I don't even *know* those B and N keys! I fink I bwoke a toof!
  • This is great, and I feel really sorry for Joe everyman whose job it is to catch the hurtling steel ball of pain.
  • When Werner Herzog catches the hurtling steel ball of pain, the ball whimpers.
  • MonkeyFilter: Twat your B and N keys like buggery I have no idea why I just made that into a tagline. Quid can explain it.