December 24, 2004

Top 10 Most Rediculous Metal Pics of All Time.

And as a bonus feature, the band with the longest song titles ever. Their album Starfire Burning Upon The Ice-Veiled Throne Of Ultima Thule contains such masterpieces as "And lo, when the Imperium marches against Cul-Kothoth, then dark sorceries shall enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown" and "In the Raven-haunted forests of Darkenhold, where Shadows reign and the hues of sunlight never dance."

  • I love this.
  • Damn, I posted this months ago ... curse you, memory hole!
  • Wow. Amazing the amount of devotion some musical genres require for participation, yet one has never even heard of them.
  • The photos are amusing, but the commentary annoys me a bit as the author seems to believe that "gay" is a synonym for "bad" or "stupid."
  • He also thinks 'fat', 'bald' and 'old' are insults. Looks like some little rebel has bought into as many of the standard prejudices as he could.
  • KISS has a lot to answer for. A whole lot.
  • To be fair, a lot of them do look like they've just been snapped on their way to their local fetish bar, which probably was not the intended effect.