December 23, 2004

"I have no idea how you detect the naked," says party councilman Rodriguez. Mexico, which is not an Asian country, has installed a law that bans nudity in private places.
posted by Starc 19 years ago
  • Man, I hope thats true.
  • totally true, man. i saw it on CBS! CBS is Truth! Platonic or otherwise.
  • everyone is naked underneath their clothes.
  • I'm not
  • Mexico, which is not an Asian country Holy shit i cant stop laughing at that its funny many ways i cant breathe o shit im dying hep
  • Okay, now that I've recovered some of my composure, I have to ask: What about showering, sleeping, using the toilet, changing underwear, and having sex? Otherwise the town is going to get stinky real fast. "I have no idea how you detect the naked. You'd have to have a big operation to try to bring it under control," he added. The only thing from the article funnier than the above quote is the fact that their solution is to have a neighborhood watch to "detect the naked".
  • monkeyfilter: a neighborhood watch to detect the naked
  • "Are you naked, friend?" from the hit movie, "Twelve Monkeys."
  • I can detect the naked. It is a special skill that I have inherited from my forefathers. For a modest fee, I may be able to teach it to you. Now send me money.
  • You sick fuck
  • I suspect he makes use of his naked divining rod. Ahem
  • In Singapore it was already forbidden to walk around naked in your own home. In Singapore it is also forbidden to have oral sex without copulation.
  • I like that it is illegal to be seen naked, and it is also illegal to be a peeping Tom. I would consider strutting around my open windowed home wearing a baseball cap. First, I suppose, I would have to read the statute.
  • In other news... Body odor epidemic ravages Villahermosa; City council debates a change of clothes
  • By the way, I am naked right now.
  • Nakedness, in any form, is wrong.
  • ...part of a larger series of prohibitions... I await further developments with interest.
  • In Singapore it was already forbidden to walk around naked in your own home. Only if you leave the windows open. And if you have a nosy neighbour with binoculars who catches you and calls the police.
  • a neighborhood watch to "detect the naked" Aka the Naked Justice Squad
  • "Every day they get more violent. Every day they get more nude."
  • Not Mexico. One city in Mexico.
  • WTF?
  • SHOW ME YOUR PEEPEE
  • "Ah kin see ya naked through muh winda!" < /Barney Fife>
  • This is Mexico for Chrissakes people! Its not a "Ban on nudity in private places" its a BAN ON PRIVACY IN NUDE SITUATIONS. Which is a ban I think we can all get behind.
  • So if you get arrested for being a peeping tom, can you plead for clemency on grounds that you were doing your civic duty? Or do both get arrested?
  • Um, I'm not sure, but is Nikki Nova gettin' naked? I need some advice on this one. Maybe Mexicans?
  • NSFW
  • Mexico, which is not an Asian country ... It's just not trying hard enough.
  • Mexico, which is not an Asian country is also not "installing" a law against nudity. One town is not the whole country, oh geographically challenged one.
  • Learn to laugh at the nude.
  • Holy shingles! What is with all the porny pics here today? Did MoFi turn into Fleshbot and no-one told me?
  • Yes. We didn't tell you. It's Nostrildamus' fault. I'm going to see if i can get him on a misdemeanor: Nekkid with intent to distribute.
  • What if I just walk around my house with my penis hanging out? Is that still cool?
  • Depends... is it cut or uncut?
  • Cut and when in my pants, constantly rubbed the wrong way. I couda had sensitivity..I coulda been somebody...
  • I have been known to shower in the nude. Strange and perverted, I know. But somehow, satisfying.
  • BlueHorse is a sick fuck Merry Christmas, everyone