January 21, 2004

• nice
• The Smokey the Bear Sutra
• DROWN THEIR BUTTS CRUSH THEIR BUTTS DROWN THEIR BUTTS CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
• Funny, now forestry people are starting to think that having periodic controlled fires are a good idea - both for the health of the forest, and to prevent the build up of fuel for the big destructive burns. But Smokey sure was cool.
• contrary to popular belief, smokey bear does not have a middle name. his full name is "smokey bear." no the.
• Ohh! now I get it. That's why I couldn't find any Bear, The S. listed on the phone directory.
• What's the story with "Smacky the Frog"?
• ..Or "Toad The Wet Sprocket"?
• "In England Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. "
• Don't be so sure about frogs, pete...
• Frogs (1972)
• Don't be frog-hatin' now - that's a bunch of media hype and Hollywood backwash . . . So this "Smacky the Frog" - he's *not* the forest fire prevention representative?
• Smacky the Frog's goin' down in an ultimate cage match. That's all I'm sayin'