December 23, 2004

George W. Bush apparently is wearing a medical device
posted by Argh 20 years ago
  • WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! I thought the whole 'George W. Bush Controlled By Aliens' meme died before your elections? I mean, Lordy, it's George W. Bush! Surely he's done something else wrong/obnoxious/stupid/wierd since November?
  • If nothing else, he seems to be the epitome of good health, between the bike rides and jogging and work on his ranch. I suppose the cocaine and alcohol could have increased his risk, but surely not that significantly.
  • Didn't hurt me. /angina
  • Plus, surely fainting after choking on a pretzel could as easily be attributed to a simple lack of oxygen to the brain (what brain, har har) rather than this vagus nerve blah blah slowing down the heart.
  • Oh, I thought you meant that big prosthetic cock between his ears.
  • Tinfoil hat! Tinfoil hat! Tinfoil hat!
  • I didn't know a rod up one's ass had become known as a "medical device".
  • Este articulo ha sido rechazado = This article has been rejected I mean, how bad does something have to be to not pass muster at Indymedia of all places?
  • It's a bulletproof vest, y'all. I love Abiezer's take, still....
  • And to think I used to love technology.
  • I pray there is some truth in this.
  • The only reason the article was rejected was that it is simply rehashing the same theories going around just after the first debate, including the defib vest picture.
  • argh, Argh! no linkee goodness. anyone have a copy of the story?
  • Working link
  • It's a bulletproof vest, y'all. And to think I used to love technology.
  • you can still shoot him in the fuckin head.
  • monkeyfilter: an improperly eaten pretzel
  • I don't see how shooting him in the head would do anything.
  • Freethought: I'm with you. Ya' gotta cut the strings, man.
  • monkeyfilter: i don't see how shooting him in the head would do anything.